Emmo

Mutt Mom, I believe in God Almighty and I love America! 🇺🇸

[Reverend Jordan Wells @WellsJorda89710]

🚨 BREAKING:Patriots star RB TreVeyon Henderson just posted his bold support for Jaden Ivey after the NBA released him today over his anti-LGBTQ and Pride Month comments.

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
**Matthew 5:10**

WOW.

It's absolutely disgusting how the radical left and the demonic NBA continue their vicious attacks on people of faith. Shame on the Bulls and the entire league for bowing to woke ideology instead of standing for truth and religious liberty. Christians are being persecuted for simply speaking biblical truth—enough is enough!

Stand strong, Jaden. The kingdom stands with you. 🙏🇺🇸

#FaithOverFear #StandForTruth #PersecutedForRighteousness #ChristianPersecution #NBAWoke #ShameOnTheBulls #ReligiousLiberty #BibleTruth #Matthew510 #CancelCultureExposed #WokeNBA #DemonicNBA #PatriotsForFaith #JadenIvey #TreVeyonHenderson

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he spoke out against the NBA for promoting 'Pride Month' and unrighteousness, according to ESPN.

Ivey recently announced that he was alive in Christ.

"They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.'"

"They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness."

He said nothing wrong.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR...

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.

The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.

The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: ‘1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want.”

The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”

He was very eager to see if it worked, so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!” Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?”

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Exactly.

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

🚨WOW. University of Arkansas chapter of Turning Point USA announces disaffiliation from the TPUSA national group one week after Erika Kirk Visits — Citing concerns about direction, and “losing sight of Conservative Values”

President Dino Fantegrossi:

"I joined TPUSA the first semester of my freshman year. That was ten semesters ago," Fantegrossi said. "This chapter has meant the world to me, and I am incredibly proud of everything we have accomplished."

Fantegrossi said the organization gave him "countless opportunities," but leadership at the campus chapter recently became concerned about the direction of the national group.

"It has seemed that this organization has lost sight of what is truly important. We are no longer focused on our guiding north star — that is, fighting for conservative policy, principles, and values," the statement said. "Instead, it feels that we have become consumed with metrics, creating the next viral cultural moment... we have become reactionary when we need to be proactive."

Fantegrossi said the chapter's executive board reached a unanimous decision to disaffiliate with TPUSA and rebrand to Young American Revival.

"We have many grievances with Turning Point USA, which we will shortly make known to them in private, but I will share only one. We are generally put off by how Charlie Kirk has been used by TPUSA since his assassination," Fantegrossi said. "Statements like 'Charlie would have said' and 'Charlie would have wanted' have felt in many instances disingenuous and manipulative."

The statement said that Young American Revival at the U of A will focus on advocating for Christian conservative values and policy and will be able to support "grassroots conservative candidates."

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[Emmo @ScobieG05]

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[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

This dog is more of a drama queen than me, well possibly.🤔

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Husbands of Target 😂😂😂

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A Husband and Wife at Custody court

The judge looks sternly at the ex wife.
Judge: “Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?”

Ex wife: “I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him”

Judge: “That is a simple yet good reason.”

Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband.
Judge: “Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?”

The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence. He replies
Ex Husband: “If I put money into a soda machine and a soda comes out. Is it mine or the machines?”

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

How you know a kid was raised right

Love this!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Indeed, @SenSchumer, you are lying.

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

This is gonna TRIGGER TF OUT OF THE LEFT!!🤣🤣🤣

And it's 100% TRUE!!!😂

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English...

Upon reaching it, one of the first things he did was go into a department store.

He found his way to the menswear department, where a young lady offered to help him.

“Quiero calcetines, (I want socks), said the man.

“I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,(No I don't want suits, I want socks.)" said the man.

“Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines, (No I don't want shirts, I want socks.)" Repeated the man.

“I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl.

"No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines, (No, I don't want pants, I want socks)" insisted the man.

As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up, he proclaimed, "Eso sí que es (Now that's it)!"

“Then why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!?" yelled the salesgirl.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

A husband and wife are having breakfast...

The wife asks him, ���Honey, could you take a look at the bathroom door? It seems a little stuck’

‘Do I look like a carpenter?’

‘And the toilet is also clogged.. I’d take a look at that as well’

‘Do I look like a plumber?’

‘Oh, and there's a tile loose on our kitchen floor’

‘Do I look like a tiler?’

The next evening, the husband comes home from work.

The wife tells him, ‘Honey, everything’s been fixed! Mr Adams from across the street offered to help.’

‘Oh, that’s nice. Did he ask anything in return?’

‘Well, I could choose. Bake him a pie or sleep with him’

The husband laughs and responds: ‘I hope you baked him a nice pie’

‘Do I look like a baker?’