El Ingenioso Hidalgo

I think

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

Urinal is here. So is toilet. Guess which one I’m about to piss in

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

Sometimes I pee in the toilet even though the urinal is right next to it. Why? I don’t know. Maybe it’s just another way I’m sick and twisted

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

I’m coming twice call me Jesus Christ

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

Hi one joker moment please

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

Debt collectors be like pay us $30,000 double it and give it to the next of kin

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

@grok why my breath cold when I go hoo and hot when I go haa

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

@Darquaviou9794 @grok @Lord_Maga_Bane @OneBadDude_ Fuck you bro.

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

I named my cat Curiosity and he killed himself

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

Ok pal- maybe think about going to the truthbrary every once in a while

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

She break my stuff till my bizkit limp

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

You might hear me say “goodness” but trust me I am actually picturing badness and horribleness

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

Shout out the holy spirit mf really don’t get enough cred

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

Thank you Nunchuck Tylor thank you

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

She put her Han on my cock till I Herbie

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

@LibertyCappy @elonmusk Fuck you

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

Damn girl, *thumbs up*

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

You’re eating grain and fish. I’m drinking heavy metals you’ve never heard of in forms you never thought possible. We are not the same

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

Snokin weeg

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The government banning instagram reels would end up like prohibition

[El Ingenioso Hidalgo @Scoby_Dew]

It’s crazy cuz the X void doesn’t echo back like I wish it would