Androgynous Muppet

my guy....my dude....my homie.... wanna get crab rangoons with me

(they/them)

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

You post about your issues on social media, I have a breakdown to math professor over email...we are not the same

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

When no one's got me, burrito the size of a newborn baby got me

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

When 21 pilots wrote "Sundays are my suicide days" they really ate with that shit...

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Life is crazy got my dream job, but kinda wanna quit ngl

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Just me the dead bugs on my windshield and Midwestern emo against thr dark lonely road

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

@frandreola Yes!

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Almost been in wildland a complete year and I've learned many things, most importantly how not to be a leader and the wonders of nicotine

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

@frandreola Mememememme

[crumb @cuptoast]

college

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

@frandreola Drunk cig!

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Starting to get into nicotine, the plot was getting dull

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

So many ppl from HS getting engaged but like I bagged a peak this weekend so...who is the real winner

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

I am financially advising you to convert all of your money into pennies and then convert those pennies into flattened pennies at the zoo or natural science museum

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

hm. joke didnt land. now i have a bonus challenge, show everyone im normal about a joke not landing

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Finding a balance between being chronically online and a dirt bag ain't easy but someone's gotta do it

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Who from Glee do you think would sing all the Noah Kahan songs?

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Biggest ick: ppl being more interested in me than I am in them.... fuck that, I'm the simp

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Maybe the new paper mario game will heal me

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Store didn't have mango or pineapple juice, in fucking pride month??? Wtf!

[Androgynous Muppet @Scoffee9902]

Great weekend to be a dirtbag:)who needs threapy when I can just brush my teeth at a random trailhead