SCOOPERS FC

The home of the greatest pro clubs team to ever grace the beautiful game. Three time Division 1 champions. One time Elite Division champions.

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This is Scoopers - Official Video.

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INTRODUCING

OUR BRAND NEW LEFT WINGER

STARKUS.

Unfortunately, Starkus has rejected attending a photoshoot for this reveal, and makes an effort to avoid being involved in any media posts, for a reason we are still unsure about, so we have have to take a snippet from a recent friendly. Starkus has caused a lot of intrigue since being spotted in the Scoopers kit. They/them have been noted to not be socialising with other team members, and it is reported that they are an outsider amongst the other players in the club, often seen on the training ground alone. Some players even report feeling ‘terrified’ of Starkus due to its unique appearance and demeanour.

The ‘thing’ has an unknown back story and history even after extensive research, making our new winger an exciting and intriguing signing. Many are even speculating that Starkus is a well known ex club member, disguised in ludicrous amounts of plastic surgery.

But one thing we know for sure, our new winger has shown lots of promise in our recent pre season friendlies, tallying 3 goals in 4 games. Some form.

Welcome to Scoopers Starkus.

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INTRODUCING…

OUR NEW 10

HOMER SIMPSON.

Homer left Springfield instantly after walking in on Marge having an affair on him with Ned Flanders.

The whole town of Springfield has turned upside down since this scandal went public, and residents of the area are missing their lifelong friend / neighbour. Moe’s Tavern, the most popular and loved pub, that was once Homers favourite, has since gone out of business, as the residents of Springfield are in too much despair to have a drink where Homer spent most of his time. But Homer hasn’t looked back since.

In his darkest days, he began playing football to get Marge off his mind. Thats when he realised he’s got what it takes. He has since built up his skills, and we are delighted to announce him as our brand new heart of the club.

WELCOME TO SCOOPERS HOMER.

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New Season, New Us.

Coming Soon.

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We are proud to announce our big plans ahead of this seasons campaign. Please read the statement below from the board:

‘This year we plan to do something different. So far in this hugely dynamic club, we’ve seen the likes of superheroes, rappers, mythical creatures, WWE legends, homosexual people & even a ghost wear the shirt. This year we are giving the opportunity to the less fortunate. The outcasts. The freaks. Brace yourselves. Player announcements are on their way. This is not your normal bunch of footballers. This is Scoopers.’

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Huge club announcement coming soon.

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CONFIRMED: All squad members who were on the plane have been announced dead. We would like to pay homage to the following club legends, who will never be forgotten.

- Randy Orton
- Slim Shady
- Silva Surfa
- Goblin
- Will Membery
- Mikes Ghost (bro died twice)
- Voldemort
- Bossman
- Sweeney
- Thanos
- Pablo

May they all rest in peace. 🕊️

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After recent events, the club are desperately searching far & wide for a whole new team. It’s hard to believe we will be able to find players who carry the same skills & heart as our former players. Only time will tell.

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We are absolutely devastated to confirm that in the early hours of the morning, a plane carrying the whole Scoopers squad has crashed and there are believed to be no survivors. Further statements to come regarding this. This tragedy comes just a week before the new season is set to start. Pray for Scoopers.

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Membery Madness!

The father & son duo delighted with the fans with a display of pure talent and chemistry. Both Mike and Will scored a brace each, amongst assisting eachother, and the clips are going viral! You can tell they share the same blood. Some story this is.

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It’s like he never left 😮‍💨 2x Club Legend. Back from the dead. We are watching history.

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Tonight we return!

The boys are back in action tonight after a very eventful week. Old star boy Mike, now in the form of a ghost, has made a serious splash at the club and understandably has got people talking.

Monday night was the first time we’ve been blessed enough to see Mike play alongside his own offspring, Will. They both managed to get a goal and fans are absolutely loving the father-son bond they see in the link ups. Love to see it.

We are Slimless tonight due to a booty call, however fear not as the rest of the boys are up for the challenge and vouch to cover for him.

Up the Scoopers.

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The Ghost of Mike

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In The Works… 🧟‍��️

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Return of a legend.

Mike kick starts a new era of his football career with one of the greatest goals you’ll ever see. The greatest comeback you’ll ever see.

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🚨BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS🚨

Today marks a historic day for the world of sports. There will be many questions asked on how this is even possible, and to be honest we have no idea.

Some of you may recognise him, he’s played in the shirt previously. It’s the beginning of a new era for the club legend.

After the unfortunate death of Trizzy, we reached out to paranormal groups who speak to the dead, in hopes to get through to Trizzy. However, what ended up happening was a complete shock.

While trying to reach out to Trizzy, we spoke to a familiar voice, who seemed very keen to join our club. We couldn’t believe who we were really speaking to.

He signed on in the early hours this morning and is keen to get kickstarted in his debut tonight.

Please welcome our newest member of the club, Mikes Ghost.

You read that correctly.

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We’ve got some news that might shock you….

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🚨IMPORTANT CLUB STATEMENT🚨

It is with deep regret than we announce that Trizzy has been found dead. Out of respect we are keeping details minimal, but we feel the need to announce that the community’s suspicions were in fact true. Trizzy was found chained up in Chipz’ house, infront of a wall that had writing that read ‘This is just the beginning’. Chipz is still nowhere to be seen. Authorities have set out a nation wide manhunt for the maniac. We are sickened & horrified by this news, and we pray for justice.

All members of the club, players and stuff that were close to Trizzy, are absolutely heartbroken and will be attending the funeral tomorrow. Understandably, the players heads aren’t in the right place to be competing at the highest level, as ranking high in the play offs is not the biggest concern right now.

We offer our love & support for Triz’s close ones in this tough time & ask for respect from the fans and community, to help his family cope. Due to these circumstances we believe it would not be right to take part in the Play Off tournament until the end of the week.

A moment of silence will be held at our next game (TBA) & free Trizzy shirts will be offered, as we hope to see the stadium full of people celebrating his life.

Rest in peace, Trizzy 🙏🏽❤️🕊️

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Club statement regarding Trizzy will be released soon.