Scoopsie Doubledutch

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Leroe v Wade

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[Chelsea Freeman @chelseafree5]

First time back to Atlanta in 8 months…
I love this city so much. It truly is so special. I cannot stop crying. There’s not enough words to express my gratitude for all of the amazing memories here. ❤️

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Spin Zone: Name the worst blunt rotation you can think of

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Crazy enough red hit 67% of the time last night. Should’ve seen the signs

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In Cherokee for the night to gamble. Cut cost and saved at a cheap hotel. Found a couple of blood stains on the curtains and some suspicious stains on the bed. Never been superstitious but something tells me that isn’t a good sign for the night

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In Cherokee for the night to gamble. Cut cost and saved at a cheap hotel. Found a couple of blood stains on the curtains and some suspicious stains on the bed. Never been superstitious but something tells me that isn’t a good sign for the night

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@processtruster2 Had a health teacher give us a lecture on why you should not do molly. It consisted of her saying“it is an incredible euphoric feeling, you get this overwhelming sense of warmth and happiness. But don’t do it”

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Growing up is realizing the same adults that lectured you about not drinking and driving are the same adults who consistently go to work happy hour, have 5 drinks in an hour, and drive home

[Billy Cristal @BillyCristal3]

This man has seen me at my worst and still made me a sandwich, please donate

https://t.co/tHpekU7dpJ

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This is a next level event. Local MMA at a strip club is one of the most male events of all time. Only thing this event is missing is a blakestar sponsorship

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All these GMs are fucking weasels. Especially the falcons. Fucking ridiculous that the best LB in the nation is being taken that late. I don’t care about size, cone drill, 40 time, etc. He’s proven it on the field and they don’t want to take a “chance” on him. SMH

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Nakobe Dean says he's healthy and will be a full participant at Eagles rookie minicamp, and he has no idea where reports that he'll need pectoral surgery came from. https://t.co/N8JSWRjUNv

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When I die, play Outro by M83 at my funeral

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Girlfriend said she needed to make a quick stop on the way home. Ended up being in Sephora for over 20 minutes. To get back at her, I ripped ass, followed her, and hide so everyone would think it was her

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@DomingoBandido Real men are cameltoe fans

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@NikolaVucevic you should be ashamed! You’re a center. You’re supposed to fucking rebound!!!! You’re 7 foot, jump.

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@DomingoBandido How much is an o-bomb in the bar you’re in? Sending my respect over venmo.

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Nobody:

Drunk Kids on Spring Break at the beach:

[Jeffreague Teague @JeffreagueT]

I fucking love this, watch compilations of this YouTube far too often.

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March Madness:
PTO: Taken
Three TVs: Mounted
Money: probably thrown away

LETS FUCKING GO BEST MONTH OF THE YEAR

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@sir_ventures You gon be rich we need that birthday luck 😈

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Vodka Waters: Less Calories, More Impact

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All signs pointing up. Going to be a great one today