Scooter’s North

I write jokes for Davy Davis.

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@Jordan_Bianchi @dustinlong @TheAthletic Job Hunter Nemechek.

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@Pontifex WHO DAT!!!

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@RCRracing @BassProShops @austindillon3 Eh. Probably are though.

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@RCRupdates @RCRracing That’s certainly one way to describe it.

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@BobbyMarkos Amen.

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What is it about Turnstile that makes grown ass men tuck their tshirts into their cargo pants?

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Can’t wait to see how @nascar handles its most popular driver right-hooking the guy that they penalized for speaking freely on his podcast about wrecking someone.

@dennyhamlin @chaseelliott

#askingforbubba #astheworldturns #probablychastainsfault

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@bobpockrass But did he take his helmet off first?

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@Frontstretch @MarkKristl But did he take his helmet off first?

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“This is RIDICULOUS!”

@SUBWAY @KevinHarvick @chaseelliott @NASCARonNBC @BMSupdates @TeamHendrick @stewarthaasrcng

#harvicking #nofreebloomingonionseither #nascar #eatfresh #ItsBristolBaby

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I’m a bona fide member of the McLeod Creod.

[Live Fast Motorsports @teamlivefast]

🚨 RACE DAY GIVEAWAY 🚨

LIKE + RT for your chance to win an autographed @MSportgames hero card and t-shirt!🔥

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Bet you wouldn’t do it, wuss. #richpeopleinspace #RichardBranson

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@davydavisdude @jaywpennell @itsmoonhead Better read the fine print:

“Some jokes MAY be manufactured by a third party. Be sure to check the certificate of authenticity to ensure you’ve received a premium Rob Motes product.”

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Your anger is a grift. #foofighters #rageagainstthemachine #bostoncalling #justdave

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@SpeedwayScreens @teamlivefast HELL YEAH OL’ SON. @teamlivefast #skullracing #mcleodcreod

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There is no good reason why “The Star Spangled Banner” hasn’t been replaced by “Neon Moon” as the National Anthem. #brooksanddunn #playsomethincountry #noverseaboutslavesinneonmoon

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Man, Brady’s kid better be applying some lip balm right now. Gonna be a long night. #NFCChampionship

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Y’all think that Trump’s Presidential Library will have a Batteries Plus and a Papa Johns in it? #InaugurationDay #haveanicelife

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Show #1 of 42 tonight in Birmingham. Do work son!

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@KellZodiac http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NupaRlW0xU A tribute to the KING of muthafuckin' R&B. Mad love Kells.