Scootie Scheffler

PGA Tour Pro, Hook-em Horns, Wine Enthusiast, Convicted Felon

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@DonnieRossIII Not to get political, but I think you’re on the wrong side of the ball

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@s_bozzy @CoachRippen @eamonlynch If you know golf or the golf swing this should tell you all you need to know. No 0.6 handicap golfer swings it like this. Sorry.

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@tinguspinguzz “I’ve shown you everything.” Seems to me like you want a piece.

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Two unbuttoned on the polo just screams “I’m a douche” right?

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Shedeur Sanders is #ass

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@percrodgers8 .79?!?! Is ur buddy’s liver made out of titanium by chance?

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@MikeJohnst75286 Good boy

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@GeneralHackler Absofuckinglutely James. Truer things have never been said.

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@jimmylikebaggy Coors light is superior over any beers out there

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Napoleon Dynamite is the worst movie ever filmed

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@lbjefferie5 “Yo bro can I borrow ur club for one sec. Got a banger tweet idea”

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Great day to cruise down Milledge!

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Just saw my future wife at the gym. Does she know I even exist? Not a chance. Will I ever speak to her? Probably not. She’s the one though. #godspeed

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Type of hangover you write home about

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Just rewatched the entire 2019 Masters Sunday broadcast… not embarrassed to say I cried. Tiger is the undisputed GOAT

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NRB’s always happen at the worst times

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@terrytpix @cutofftheymeat “I’m not fat dude”

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@FinebaumDwight @Fraudgers08 Okay “Dwight.” Stick to getting face fucked by Patrick Mahomes. Thanks.