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I'm a figment of my own imagination. cashapp $scopeoo7

[jupiter ⚔️ @lesbisnm]

what if i cried….

[efe 🇯🇵🇦🇷 @sahdavar]

anneme kedimin fotoğrafını atar mısın özledim yazdım

attığı fotoğraflar:

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

thinking about this post a lot today because... who the fuck is jelly roll

[𝐖𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐬 🌜🌛 @warandpeass]

Good Boy

[Chan✨ @AWDEKO]

fan behaviour

i'm trying a new format for posting these comics on here, hoping it reads better this way!

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Jay Hart 🌈 Pronouns: soo wee @JayHart909]

20 yrs ago a nosey neighbor called the cops for a welfare check on my grandma. They ended up shooting/killing my uncle who they said was a threat.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

the garage sale gods smiled down on me one day and I scored this for $5

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[quiten @quitenzt5v]

Me salio una mina en tiktok que tiene el secador prendido aiempre y que DUERME CON EL SECADOR PRENDIDO???? y minas en los comentarios diciendo q hacen lo mismo ???????? chicas se van a INCENDIAR o se les va a agarrar el pelo

[joe @eyeballic_]

I feel like no one has drawn the comparison between the laundry room scene in backrooms and this image

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

[Maria Eugenia Laura @marugenia77]

Casi tengo el primer cruce con una en el acto de graduación de mi hija menor.
Una mujer me pregunta: "Eres familiar directo? Porque esta zona está reservada para la familia y yo soy abuela"
"Y yo soy madre", le contesté.
Andá pa'llá, boba.

[ﾜｲﾜｲﾃﾞｽｸ@きいろ @desk_yy]

出来上がったお惣菜をぽこぽこスマホケースに入れました📱🥦
なかなか壮観✨

[Misael Muñoz @misaelmunozc]

Se les olvida su patrona.

[油淋鶏 @eurenji_inc]

【人生の教訓】

・家電は設置できればいいというものではない

[まる @Maru_aquarium]

地元の洋菓子店で可愛いクッキー詰め合わせ売られてた！
缶入クッキーにはシャチも！
可愛かったから買いたかったけど中身が食べれないクッキーもあり断念😢