Scorb

oh U mad? It’s just social media, boom-boom, put the phone down 🤣

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

At this point every commercial should have a QR code that directs people to cash in on the offer. I’ve seen too many wild car #ads to believe anything

#FuckJeepAds

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

1st time seeing a Coventry Direct commercial. Sounds super predatory. Shit the granny in the commercial didn’t even look lucid, probs their target audience.

Basically, sell them ur life insurance policy for pennies on the $, then they wait 4 u to die ‘n collect.

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

@elonmusk Ur a pussy broh

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

To the people opposed to student loan forgiveness, arguing that it only helps people “who wasted $$ on a useless degree…”

I’m down to tell the govt to send a 1-time $2,500 stimmy to the other half of the pop.

Quid pro quo my guys

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

Conservatives get hopp’d up on rage porn from Fox News and go scream at people in the streets. How’s that different from a meth-head?

#RegulateMisInformation like they did drugs.

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

@Deaner_Wiener1 Did you eat it? How’d it go?

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

Can you even imagine Donald Trump carrying, not 1, but multiple boxes of documents > the distance to your car?

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

@laurain_robin what do you think?

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

How would I reform USA?

1) Remove non-federal $$ from politics; they only eat the food we give

2) Cap C-suite to average worker pay ratio; probs 100:1 would be fine

3) Install American Perpetuity Committee; ~200 US citizen lottery, ensure US is able to operate forever

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

Andrew Garfield GOAT Spider-Man???

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

The most American thing you can wear is the blood of your enemies

#MemorialDayFit #MemorialDay2022

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

How much is @UPS paying the @NBA to say “what can brown do for you?” every time Jalen brown scores a contested 2?????

#EasternConferenceFinals #BOSvsMIA

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

Im not going to buy another car until the market turns - I mean like bad bad - then I can make those greasy ass salesman squirm

#TurnTables #UnseenScars #GollingChryslerAssBitch #FuckSteve

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

BREAKING: Oakland Hills Country Club clubhouse in Bloomfield Township catches on fire. More to come on @freep.

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

Head to you local CVS this Sunday to see parents panic buying box sets of valentines cards for their kids classes party on Monday 💌📭

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

Tonight I had a egg-fried rice burrito, smothered in sriracha.

#whatsfordinner

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@Deaner_Wiener1 Excellent instagram follow #RainbowLionCubs

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When are they going to make @Neopets into an app?

It has the cultural relevance to be the @Tamagotchi_US of the 20s.

[Scorb @Scorbopolis]

@Brodiesmith21 Sounds like you have some creative control, and now you have my $0.02.

If you make the charging unicorn, I’ll buy it.