Scotby Snakes

We are the scotby snakes.... shedding skin and hitting sixes in the Cumbria area. If there’s grass on the wicket we’re playing cricket and shagging.

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Urgent appeal for missing person... @Cornetto_22 was last seen Saturday at a wedding talking absolute nonsense about taking down the snakes on Wednesday. Please if he’s spotted let us know he’s safe and well and returned to his rock.... #findBri

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New skipper ..... welcome Lou Cawley.... Raffalite

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The big award. Players player. Only one winner. Sneaky sneaky Neil. Well done. Blind as a bat but shit hot.

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Most runs and most wickets Phil storey and Ste Alderson. Lou Cawley new captain for next season.1

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Awards night.... after winning last game of season due to default, snakes have finished 4th. A positive result with the first season.

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@CumbriaCrack Also missing *Jimbo* last seen getting golden duck and heading into scotby pavilion. Hasn’t been seen since. #findjimbo

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17 needed.... 19 balls... 3 wickets left.
Naughty

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Jimbo in..... and? Another golden duck his third of the season. Jimbo will be replaced next season by stevie wonder.

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Player profile.... Adam Lewis
Position... left arm spin
The only thing slower than Lewi’s left arm is his printing service. Can be seen touching his Sausage (dog) round houghton.
Bowling style: the Tom-bola

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Nick Telford....
Another golden Duck 😂😂

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Player profile.... Martin Purdie
Position.... All rounder
Recent photographs of Martin have emerged of him in Gelt wood looking for a golden duck he’s been hearing about all season. Short on hair, confidence and height but valuable member.
Favourite shot; ring head paddle

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Player profile.... Lou Cawley.
Position.... All rounder
Lou has found that being ginger hasn’t stopped him chasing his dream of being a snake. Scared of the sun and tanning studios, Lou has directed his attention to smashing fours and sixes.
Favourite shot; no soul sweep

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Nets Tuesday 6pm.... Scotby Park.
Forecast good. Wicket in top condition unlike the actually cricket net which looks like it might fall in at any minute and kill one unlucky batsmen. New members welcome #snakes

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He swings and he misses.... #snakesawayinlanercost

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Well.... start with the positives; Martin Purdie first runs of the season. Nick Telford stopped a ball. Lou Cawley top scored with bat.
Negatives. Lost by 40 runs. Conceded 165 runs. And over paid pizza base for the food. We learn and we move on. #snakes

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Big game tonight vs longtown. Good to see @Salderson91 ready for action

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@sjedgaaar No comment at this time

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Training cancelled tonight for the snakes due to adverse weather not been seen before.... no fresh injury concerns ahead of tommrows game, except Jimbo who has been hit by a forklift in metal box.... more to follow on this story as it comes in #jimbodead?

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Player profile.... Scott divers
Position: Invisible batsmen/bowler
Skipper Scott left Weatheral for the scotby in a move that sent shockwaves around carlisle. Although playing around 5mins of cricket the skipper has confirmed he’s back Wednesday.
Favourite shot; Adriano’s edge

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Player profile.... Olly Holmes
Right arm medium.
Fresh from scuba diving attempting to find his whale family, Olly has came home to scotby due to money problems. He is leading wicket taker who has a big heart and a bigger gut.
Favourite shot; reverse sniff