Scotch Bowtie

Follow the Scotch Bowtie for all things south of the Mason-Dixon. #SouthernLife

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Little Big Town is like the Lindsey Lohan of country music. #Pontoon? #Tornado?

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#ToMyFutureWife your choice; house in the British Virgin Islands or in the Colorado Rockies.

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Who would like to join me on a midnight stroll along the Gulf Coast?

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#MyWife will not lift a finger. Unless its for the kids.

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Robert Downey Jr. seems like the kind of guy who could kill one of your family members then could take you to a bar and have a beer with.

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Taking guns away would be worst than sticking your hand in the food bowl of a hungry pit bull. Except it's lead instead of teeth.

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#TakingApplications for a foot rub. #InDesperateNeed #LoveYouForever

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As any Alabama Gentleman would do, I can see Saban sitting down tonight with a glass of Ballantine's as he watches film in his dark office.

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It's time to brush the dust off the Camaro. I need a pre-victory joy ride. #RollTide #15Eve

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@DLDC03 exactly.

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To all of my friends and fellow anons, have a merry and safe Christmas!!

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There are things no man should say, unless you are a Southern Gentleman. Then you can.

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I will lie next to you. I will play with your hair. I will run my fingers down your back. I will kiss your neck. I will hold you tight.

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All I know is I don't want this night to end 🎶🎶

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I put my hand on the gear shift while I'm driving in hopes that you grab it.

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@CamoGent why are you tweeting about it?

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Christmas in Dixie

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Whoa. Subtweeting. New level. Slightly flattered. 😉

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@CountryBelleOH don't remember tagging you. I'm talking about certain other people. 😣

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STOP WITH THE PICSLIPS. AIN'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT.