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Here for a good time not a long time *beer*
MALAWI 2078

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

when no one wants to go out http://t.co/UiRqRysxkH

[danny @dannymckc]

When teachers try join in on your patter

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BREAKING NEWS: Harvey Price his goat a stauner

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Jimmy saville was caught raping a young girl of the age of 15 disguised as someone from the band kiss lastweek.

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Reports of madeline mccann spotted with a African-American male around 6ft'4 carrying a purple bag

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Expert opinions claim jade goody has finally risen from the dead, she was spotted last week doing her shopping

[Yes Scotland @YesScotland]

A Yes vote in September will allow us to build better public services in Scotland, instead of wasting our money on nuclear weapons. #indyref

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@aelywarnock ya racist wee minge fart