Chief Cameron Miekelson

Incredibly proud to be the first parody Chief Commissioner of the unified Scottish Police Force. Hunter of camper vans, luxury pens & the odd criminal.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

When will @BBCNews have the guts to ignore the Daily Mail and actually conduct some journalism of its own without fearing what a down market, cheap tabloid with collapsing readership thinks?

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

@PaulPromptChain @arusbridger you'll need to do better than 2018.

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

@oasiscentral_ @liamgallagher Not even close.

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

@CForwood @stugoo17 @NFSP_UK The hands down, clear, 100% , nailed on winner.
He was aggressively, insultingly and unapologetically wrong and he didn't care one iota what people think.

[alan rusbridger @arusbridger]

‘According to a new book about Musk’s takeover of Twitter by two New York Times journalists, the platform’s new owner wanted Twitter/X to be more like Pavel Durov’s Telegram, which had an user base of 800m and only 30 staff

Durov’s arrest, in Musk’s mind, is an act of censorship rather than one of law enforcement—because, in the Tucker Carlson/Musk world, free speech trumps all, and there are absolutely no harms that should be weighed in the balance against it. A platform with three staff per 100m users is literally a lawless public space. Good luck with John Stuart Mill’s “free and open fight” for truth there.’

https://t.co/NkDU8o1Ayv

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

Any idea if UEFA have any intention of relasing dates for the other tournaments today ?

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

@SkySportsPL "Arsenal family".....😂

[Fran 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦 @FranS199]

Wise words

[Yanis Varoufakis @yanisvaroufakis]

Another day when settlers destroyed Palestinian water pipes on Palestinian land, in the Occupied West Bank - with the Israeli police laughing in the face of Israelis demanding that the settlers be stopped. Ethnic cleansing perpetrated by Israel with the West's full complicity.

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

@AlistairBarrie The snobbery & misogyny in England is rampant.

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

@yanisvaroufakis It's S Africa all over again.

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

@HeartsGoals Was there, will be in Brugge & Copenhagen.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Brazil Supreme Court orders "immediate suspension" of Elon Musk's X in country after company failed to comply with court order https://t.co/sogWEJoKzG

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

@bmay Even better.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

I don't really know who he is, other than a 'mate' of other people who've been shoved out by GB News 🤷🏼‍♀️

But he's choosing to be an immigrant in another land!

Funny how things turn out

[Tom London @TomLondon6]

It is chilling how many sanctimonious US liberals who take the New York Times, read great literature and make a point of visiting the great sites of European civilisation each year, are prepared to OVERLOOK the matter of GENOCIDE

How would you sum these lowlifes up in one word?

[Chief Cameron Miekelson @ScotSquadBoss]

@CptSheppie @neilhwilliams @Otto_English Toiling for a comeback? Fucking clown.
😂🤣