Scott Porter

Swearer. Father. Writer of jokes. Gamer. Drinker. Not always in order. #manutd

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@maxwoody84 The final bribe that worked

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@maxwoody84 Bet that 1 they got away with will mean no further action will be taken. Other than maybe a fine and transfer ban

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@maxwoody84 Not even a var check either apparently

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Still would happily take relegation if it finally got rid of glazers and dead wood

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Fucking dog shit. @ManUtd

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This has been shambolic. Worst part is I fully expected it as well

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Sesko has been less useful than I would have been

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Still baffling how dalot plays so much.

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How does dalot keep starting? Genuinely?

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Loving watching kobbie play

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Scousers gonna scouse

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Grown ass man tried to snatch away a shirt given by Isak to a kid...Embarrassing

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@TodaysNewsco AI slop

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@ThatG4m Van de vaart

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Well. Glad I was work and not watching the match. We never start a season well

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@UTDLlazi

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@Mrjodylowe @GreggsOfficial

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@StretfordPaddck

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@TheRAFITI69 @TheRealZephryss Does it still deflect bullets?

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@Miraricogames @djfoster08 Is survivor coming to ps5?

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@1001TLtv Bread by anya nami