Scott Estes

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"Crazier than two bats in a hummin bird feeder"

- Melissa

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"I'm auditioning for your band, Lily. Or maybe I could be security... I just want to tazer somebody"

~ Aunt Mary

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Diet fridge cigs

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"Dude, Mercury in retrograde hit me hard this year"

-Ava

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"In my heart I'm still a sloot"

-Janessa

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"When Sam wears the Wranglers, He had the the dump truck butt"

-Tammy Holtzen

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"...she's also my turquoise dealer"

- Miss Montana

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Tammy: "How were things at your pelvic floor appt?"

Us: lol

John: "Is there a pelvic roof?"

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"You don't have to have a permit for jellyfish!"

Overhead at Barley&Vine

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"You know, I didn't miss drinking.......... But I DO miss tequila"

@Meg_Vomund

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"Scheels is overwhelming. They built it like a casino, they get you lost and then you spend all your money"

@traviseades

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"Do you want me to kill something?"

~Ashley

(to John on what he would want to win in a bet)

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"Life's just a short visit"

Ted

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"You just gotta hang around good people. You hang around shit, you get shot on ya"

- Ted Vomund

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"What else have you done or here SCOTT, besides finger the bacon"

- Jaime on not following the rules

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Coben: "Look Dad, I jumped like 2 feet in the air!"

Johnny: "Technically when you jump, it's always 2 feet in the air"

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👏YOUR 👏PASTOR 👏IS 👏NOT 👏A 👏THERAPIST. And neither is Jesus.

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Mediocre Superpower #1

You can teleport but you're naked when you arrive

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"How often does it happen, that you don't know what you really mean to other people"

So say it...

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Tammy (on John building the sauna): "lol I heard a scream so I didn't know if it was my horse or my husband"

John: "So, having her priorities in line, she ran down to the barn and checked on the horses"