Scott Wiesenfeld

If a 99lb girl eats 1lb of nachos, does that make her 1% nacho?

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@KevinOConnorNBA @ringer @ringernba You're an idiot and this is clickbait at best. Shame on you

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@VenmoSupport is site down? I can't access my app

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@Money23Green 2016 draymond coming out. #LightTheBeam

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@TomBrady could really use 2 Godwin tuddys today 🙏

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@Jeopardy have we considered @BenStein1944 as host yet 🤔 #americaneedsbenstein

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@dominos Pizza wouldn't be pizza without cheese. Without cheese you have a weird open faced sandwich. Answer is cheese. Please @ me if you disagree.

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@Plahm1 Real life Biff from Back To The Future 2!

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If your favorite ingredient in Munchies is the pretzel, 100% chance you're a cop

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It could be the churros talking, but Downtown Disney would make a sweet Tony Hawk Pro Skater level. @tonyhawk @Disneyland

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@ZacharyJDobson Can confirm. Going to @Wendys now to try with a Frosty.

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@SlackHQ looks like you could benefit from an Observability platform that could help your MTTI/ MTTR. Check out @observeinc / https://t.co/HDsfjuTC9p

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Rambo: Last Blood is Home Alone remade with lethal booby traps and a 90's action movie, body count. Expect that and you'll be #amazed (#Respect @TheSlyStallone )

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Y'all remember when that guy threw a shoe at #presidentbush?

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The 3 in 1 (shampoo, conditioner and soap) has done for me what the black turtleneck did for Steve Jobs.

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Maybe @tacobell will end quarantine and bring back the Double Decker Taco?

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My wife handed me what looked to be a bed sheet. It was the guest bathroom's shower curtain, which she had washed. Please send her back to work.

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As an adult, I'm not proud about the number of taquitos I've eaten during #quarantine

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Since soap kills COVID-19 have we tried eating Tide Pods again?

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I hope Tom Hanks is going full Chuck Noland on his quarantine.

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@claudiajordan Any progress yet? Also, is it the traditional stick/ball or did we up the ante?