Scott Artley

Queer disabled artist/writer, nonprofit arts admin, my mom thinks I’m funny. he/they

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

Ah yes, Millennials didn’t get our parents’ generation’s houses or retirement accounts or breathable air…but we do get secret closets where we’ll soon have to hide trans teenagers, abortion doctors, and critical race theorists…

[Megan Wyreweden @thecreepingmoon]

Great news, millennials. Home Depot now sells hidden bookshelf doors

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

@uncannywillNYC @WineandCrimePod @Amander007 I’m more of a stocking stuffer ifyaknowwhudamean…

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

@KenyonLaing I mean I liked it! It wasn’t trying to be a British cozy or a Liam Neeson thriller. It set out to be bombastic and delivered. Knives Out was better though… And Clue shall forever reign.

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

We make Xxxmas look gooood

[Wine & Crime Podcast @WineandCrimePod]

Sleigh all day. Here's a 2018 throwback of @Amander007 and @ScottArtley at a Poe Family Christmas party in Minnesota at Lucy's parents' house. #WineandCrime #TBT #HappyHolidays

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

@apster90 Gives new meaning to “clean out”

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

@uncannywillNYC Woof!

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

Annnnnnnd here we are again. Plus I got an automatic feeder, so basically she doesn’t need me anymore.

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

It’s that time of year again when my cat leaves me for her mistress, the space under the radiator.

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

Oh and also! If your villain is disabled, give that a big deep think, and probably don’t do that.

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

Writers, please abolish this trope immediately: no one suspected the REAL murderer because they were just PRETENDING to be disabled.

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

Considering making a Finsta solely for this joke and then never posting again.

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

MinneSNOWta’s answer to “sun’s out, guns out” should be “flakes out, cakes out.” ❄️🍑

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

@uncannywillNYC @WineandCrimePod @LucyFitz46 My agent is currently in negotiations for me to appear in an episode. Also my agent is my cat.

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

Unable to get COVID booster/flu shots elsewhere, I had to go the state-sponsored site at the Mall of America, where the bubble machine in the mostly-empty waiting area was broken. And if that doesn’t describe the state of United States healthcare, I don’t know what does.

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

It's wild to me that airports still depend on a marginally comprehensible PA system. "Important **nncement: ******** critical that ****ing all ********* if you are ************** you will not be able to ******. Please *************** in 2 minutes. ThankYouForFlying*****."

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

I don’t want much in this world, but I do want the kind of relationship modeled by this older couple at Applebees who haven’t said a word to each other since they walked in.

[Minnesota Department of Transportation @MnDOT]

SO YOU JUST USE BOTH LANES AND RESIST THE URGE TO MERGE EARLY AND THEN TAKE TURNS AT THE MERGE POINT AND EVERYONE KEEPS MOVING AND THAT’S WHY THE ZIPPER MERGE IS SAFE AND EASY AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO IT IN CONSTRUCTION ZONES

[Wine & Crime Podcast @WineandCrimePod]

Special thanks once again to everyone who made it out last night for #WineandCrimeLive at the Fitzgerald Theater in St. Paul, MN! We love you, Wine Coven!!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

micro-dosing retirement by watching mystery shows in my jim-jams

[Scott Artley @ScottArtley]

I don’t wanna brag, but……I now have exactly TWO friends on Goodreads.

[Disability & Philanthropy Forum @DisPhilanthropy]

"When there's not a lot of books out there by disabled writers, about disability and about disabled characters, what do you do? You have to break the cycle, which is why disabled authors are so important." - @lillielainoff #DisabilityPhilanthropy