Scott 🤙🤙

Putting the wit into twitter since 2009. Go Bruins, Dodgers, Kings, Lakers, Rams and Packers.

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

Nice.

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@JonRothstein

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@men_of_westwood Costa Rican brew?

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@ChadMoriyama *dons tinfoil* Alex Call lost a clubhouse bet and had to do this.

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

Had a weird fever dream where I got insanely into soccer and Russell Crowe was our coach lol.

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

DECISION IS RED CARD!!!

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

What an absolute pleasure to share a birthday with this man.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Happy birthday, Shohei!

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

Happy birthday to me!

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

BREAKING @TheAthleticFC

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development.

Story with @Dan_Sheldon_

https://t.co/oQ61J9btzT

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

Number 10… Paraguay… covered his mouth… DECISION IS RED CARD!!!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

This man will become President of Cape Verde some day because of this goal.

[Caleb Noe @CalebNoeTV]

I mean… come on man.

I’ve watched this 100 times and it’s not enough.

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

@JonRothstein

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@JonRothstein

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

Flo Balogun, a guy I totally heard of before this World Cup, is the greatest soccer player of all time.

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

Pura vida 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

@barstoolsports

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Oh hai Ecuador

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

Sweden right now “There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch”

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

As a certified ball knower, and a lifelong* fan of Flo Balogun, I wholeheartedly agree.

*I did not know of this man’s existence until a week ago.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Flo Balogun with back-to-back man-of-the-match awards for the United States 🇺🇸

Aura.

[Scott 🤙🤙 @Scottbruin]

Birth control? Who needs it? The Puli out method works. #soccer