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I may be only a mannequin in a kitchen showroom window but I'm no dummy.

[Kitchens-Etc. Leeds @LeedsKitchen]

@Aleasy Ha ha, they look great. Thanks

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These little lovelies wanted in on the action @LeedsKitchen @thatsteviedguy @MollySharpe16 @cfgeaney

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Will their dastardly plan to blot out our showroom window fall apart just like their units ? Desperation methinks..

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Couldn't agree more ..... Top marks on Le trike tour @YorksTrikeTours

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I'm thinking I might start charging for photos as yet another random passer by pops in to steal my likeness.... I love the attention really

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@DerrenBrown He 'd come into the wrong show.... He was heading to singalonga Humpty Dumpty

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@DerrenBrown: @ginpanicalex: @Dynamomagician may be able to levitate but you sir can SWIVEL you need a sedative methinks.Very funny though.

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@Nick_Gee1 thanks for stopping by yesterday Nick.... I know I didn't contribute much to the conversation, but I took it all in... :-]

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If at first you don't succeed............................. don't try skydiving.

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We've been working at earning a crust here today...
its beautiful.

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Salt and pepper should always be passed together, even if someone asks only for one. They're considered "married!"

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@rodstewart @RNIB Is that Elton John you are talking about Rodders ?

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So remember #BMW and you'll never drink somebody else's wine or eat their bread.

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Another genius tip..... to remember the order of the place setting, think "BMW" -- for bread, then meal, then water

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@Carrwoodpark @BrookfieldCourt "A" without a doubt. Less is more. You are selling Brookfield Court, not leaves.. IMHO Oliver.

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Another appearance on stage by Mr Wilson perhaps ? ..... Now Bark like a dog...

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As a dinner guest, wait to start eating until your host takes their first bite (unless they insist that you start)

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Granny Smith used to say, the way to sit in a dining chair is to pretend a cat is in front of you, a mouse is behind.

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From today I'm going to educate the dribblers, finger pickers and the fast food fetishists out there. Enjoy my #DinnersEtiquette

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I've always been fascinated by dining #etiquette, which fork to use, where to put my napkin when I leave the table.