Scotti Edgar

Harmless weirdo who should probably be medicated. Well, like, legally.

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

All I want for Christmas is for @ladygaga to do a covers album of 70s and 80s sitcom theme songs. “Who’s the Boss” and “Golden Girls” would be amazing.

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

Wandering around the house singing about a hankering for a hunk of cheese while I sip a martini and wonder why I feel like shit and am too tired to fold that laundry piled on the treadmill. #old #oldandfat #GenX #genxistired #cheese #cheeseiseverything

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

Before Lana there was Natalie. Keep Your Courage is everything. @NatalieMerchant #nataliemerchant ##lanadelrey #genx

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

You ca count on me for just one thing and that is absolutely nothing. #leavemealone

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

Me: thinking I am well adjusted with good taste in music.
Spotify Wrapped: Oh God No, b*tch.
#Spotify #SpotifyWrapped

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

So if I’m listening to Taylor Swift while cleaning house does that make me a Swiffer? #TaylorSwift #swiftie #swiffer

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

Dear HBOMax,
Please suck my dick. Your stupid login puzzles are ridiculous.
fuck you,
A subscriber questioning if I need this shit in my life. #hbo #HBOMax #kindestregards

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

i have never uttered the words “omg sit down, Mel B” until now, somI guess thanks for that Queen of the Universe.
And spolier alert: Viola was robbed. #QueenOfTheUniverse

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

Gays should use “Padam” like Smurfs use “Smurf” or a America s use “fuck”. “He is damn Padam”. “I want to Padam him for hours”. It just works. #PadamPadam #KylieMinogue #kylie #gaystuff #gaylingo #gays #happypride

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

D’arcy Carden is a comedic genius. Like a banana! #thegoodplace

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

please East Palestine. I was a toxic train wreck in Ohio decades ago. Drama queen. #ohio #EastPalenstine #gtfooohio

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

The Teen Wolf Movie is as fun but I am confused about how Derrick knocked up Stiles. Is that a werewolf thing? Did Stiles die in childbirth? Where was he? #TeenWolfMovie #TeenWolfTheMovie #TeenWolf #ParamountPlus

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

Someone please mix this with Britney’s Gimme More TXT (투모로우바이투게더) 'Sugar Rush Ride' Official MV https://t.co/Kzqlf3F4hj via @YouTube

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

So confused by Shotgun Wedding. In what universe is J Cool old enough to play Josh Duhamel and J Lo’s mom? #ShotgunWedding #jennifercoolidge #jcool

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

@TouniDzi @HumansNoContext As a human to two Yorkies, this seems accurate

[Leyla @leylathenight]

@HumansNoContext

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

Thanks Cocteau Twins for spending 2,535 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Cherry-coloured Funk. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/NJyetuKae6

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

I feel like Meghan Markle should just lean into the image the media has given her and like chase puppies and poison maidens fair. Just go for it and terrorize the UK #MeghanMarkle #BRF #RoyalFamily #goforit #havefun #beavillian

[Scotti Edgar @Scotti2k9]

@RonFilipkowski You know what god didn't make? Any of that crap on her face. She may want to reconsider the "natural" argument.