Scotti Johnson

kill’em with kindness

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

@brookechenry Where did you get your top? It’s so cute and looks like it holds well and I need help finding that!!

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

*Watching avengers*
Me: why’d you say mm hm?
Kinnicko: starts laughing
Me: what?!
Kinnicko: scotti, I didn’t say mm hm...I farted

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

Tell me why I decided to do my whole face and hair like I’m about to go on a date but I KNOW I’m a single Pringle who’s not meeting anyone because I’m just an awkward human being 😂#Iblamecovid

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

Crazy what lengths some people will go to to try to manipulate and hurt you...haha go sit your ass down son

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

Someone teach me the ways of flirting because apparently I have no idea what the hell im doing

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

You know how people will tell you something but then you have this gut feeling that tells you the opposite? And you can’t decide which to believe? Well, I’ve learned I need to trust my gut

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

@Poohbie12n2 You’re welcome

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

pretty annoyed that no one is overwhelmingly in love w me

[757 Tweets @757_Tweets]

Who did this😂😂😂

[m a d d i @Maddiii_10]

i think everyone should see this 💀

[AUBREY @aubrey031018]

what can a man do for me that a mcdonald’s hashbrown can’t

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

After watching To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before and relating hardcore to it I’ve decided my best plan of action is to get a fake boyfriend and it will eventually turn into reality #problemsolved #whosready

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

Kill’em with kindness

[Dahlia @Dahlia_pdf]

Why isn’t this big news? Everyone should be talking about this.

[mady @dancemadyson]

*the bachelor*
one of the girls: I rlly love bread but can’t have it bc of my gluten allergy & it’s something that I’ve rlly struggled w/ and has effected past relationships.

Colton: I just rlly love how she opened up to me and was super vulnerable. I can def see a future w her.

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

I have no drive to pack right now and I leave in less than two days 😁

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

Drunk scotti is very dangerous for sober scotti

[Scotti Johnson @Scotti_Johnson]

Why do people have to be so mean sometimes. Like, do you think that affects them in a positive way or something? Everyone already has shit they go through don’t make it worse 🙄