Scott M Jenkins

I rep for the good guys. Some of us still exist

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Among a slew of other quirks my two-year-old daughter loves to randomly blurt out "MA.. THE MEATLOAF!!!" and I couldn't be more proud.

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Riding til the wheels fall off! Let’s fucking go boys.

#Knicks #NYKnicks #Knickstape

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If I sit down and you are serving me, waiting on me, doing anything for me - I’m tipping. Generously.

If I drive my ass to the restaurant/store/venue to pick it up, I am not tipping.

Argue with your phone.

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Ten years later and that mf dress still got the internet in a chokehold? It’s 1000% black and blue btw 😂

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Two sick kids during the holidays is EXACTLY what I signed up for.

Said no parent, ever.

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Let’s all agree to leave “Diabolical” and “Crazy / nasty work” in 2024.

I thought we left Demure in September but sure while we’re at it let’s bag up the remnants and toss them too.

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Call it hate but I'm not dapping a 7'4 basketball anomaly for reversing on someone a foot shorter than him when buddy barely jumped. Soon as Bron retires in about 10 years the league belongs to Wemby.

[ESPN @espn]

OH WEMBY. OH MY 😤

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Now I'm definitely not watching it. She gotta chill.

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DABOLL. SAQUON. IM FUCKING LOCKED 🔒 IN!!!! #GMEN

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@UberFacts Brendan Fraser

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You better have some "sturdy" legs to do that dance. My knees cracked 5 times just watching these kids.

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I'm officially drinking the Koolaid. Daboll might be the best thing to happen to the Gmen in a decade!! LETS GOOOOOOO #BigBlue !!

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Great actor, but I never want to hear Chris Hemsworth without his accent again. #Spiderhead

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Some movies saga's are just good the way they are.

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They really gotta stop doing these 10... 15... 20 year later sequels and trilogies

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Yeah, that part. 👌

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@TH_Engineering 💀💀💀

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I was today years old when I learned that I am older than the invention of the FICO credit score.

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@SheOwnsARainbow Depends who's asking. 😂 Sup Keya!?

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Quick word of advice. Check your daily use of the word "literally".