Heather

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

I've been ruthlessly blocking people lately. I simply don't have the capacity to deal with excess amounts of stupid right now. If you've made the cut, thanks for not being trash 😘

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

Since finding out my nephew has cancer, I've found out that 3 additional people I know have cancer. Wtf is happening? Why?! This world is toxic and everyone needs to do what they want in this life. It's too damn short.

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

Finding out that my 9 year old nephew has cancer is taking a huge toll on me. People keep saying that they are praying for him and im just like sorry, if there's a god why the fuck would he give a 9 year old cancer to begin with?

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

@brookerTwshngtn I want a work from home job SO BAD lol. Office life is killing me. I want puppy snugs alllllll day.

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

@jakeadelstein watched Tokyo Vice and promptly read, and finished the book. Do you have any recommendations on further reading, fiction or non-fiction? I need more.

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

Idc how "in" mom jeans are right now. They are hideous and I will not dress like my mother in the 90s. There's a reason I'm not a mom....

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

Every time I see a white girl in the Caribbean she's always posting pics of the pool. Like ma'am, why aren't you at the beach, or hiking, or in the rainforest. Could have just gone to a hotel in Florida, but alright.

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

Watching Thai cooking videos because Thai food is delicious and I need it. You'd think my Thai stepmom would be able to teach me, but she told me she also watches Thai recipes on YouTube. This whole time I thought her fried rice was a family recipe, but no just a YouTube recipe🤣

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

I've been sick of him for years. All billionaires really.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Who else is already sick of Elon Musk?

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

Amazing how some of my friends I met within the last few years are better friends than some of the ones I've had for a decade. Really makes yah think lol.

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

Shoutout to these little guys. No better snack then cheese inside a candle

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

A weird ass late night reminder that love doesn't equal trust. I absolutely love lots of people. However, I fully trust next to no one. Maybe it's just me, but love and trust are not inclusive. Guard yourself, these hoes ain't loyal.

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

@brookerTwshngtn SAME. I've been telling myself it's allergies but I think I'm just allergic to work lmao

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

Uhm @ktfnmo I will do literally anything to have you do this to a pair of shorts for me lmao

[Nikki McMullen @nikki_mcmullen]

I decided to try my hand at embroidery, practicing on my least favourite pair of jeans in case it went terribly. But now that I’ve finished, I think I might have a new favourite pair 👀

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

@RaeBaybayyyyy Ass is life nowadays lol. I'm glad for the change from boobies to ass 🤣 let's see all them cheeks hahaha

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

Last night I thought these girls were hardcore judging me. They called me over to their table and asked me for tips on growing their asses. Homegirls I am so sorry I thought you were judging. Turns out im the asshole and I will GLADLY give you juicy ass tips. What a compliment 😍

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

People are so weirded out by women who don't want children. They'll be like "oh my god why don't you want to do this incredibly difficult thing that everyone struggles with for the rest of your life?!" as if you just told them you don't like pizza.

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

Me sitting here watching The Good Place for the 20th time realizing that Tahani tells Eleanor in the first season, "it's not as if you can sacrifice your life to save others; or change the consciousness of a nation." Both of which happened. 🤯🤯

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

I just wanna be one of those girls that has a really nice vanity and everything set up all nice and organized, but that sounds like a lot of work.

[Heather @ScottishSheep]

I said out loud "Lexi must have had one hell of a production budget" 😂😂