Scott Levy

Wiseass renaissance man with a heart of gold.
Teacher at the Second City Training Center.
Writer of things.

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@kumailn @THR And cult members are complicated too! I played one in Flocked, the script you co-wrote back in 2007, if you still recall it. Hi Kumail!

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@SheriFlanders My problem is I tend to swim in large adult mailboxes but medium adult mailboxes are often too tight.

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@MVZaGoGo So great.

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@RonFilipkowski I'm seeing more energy directed at this obviously mentally ill woman than I am at that opportunistic scumbag Tucker Carlson for exploiting her.

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@larainenewman Protagonists getting the upper hand in a fight against an evil antagonist, being in the position to kill the one who wouldn't hesitate to kill THEM, and then letting them get away, pretty much guaranteeing future violence from said antagonist.

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@larainenewman When intelligent characters do something uncharacteristically stupid in order to serve the plot.

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@larainenewman People sitting in front of plates of food and never eating anything.

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The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie, California Suite, A Room With A View, Gosford Park, Downton Abbey. #MaggieSmith

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@SheriFlanders Just for that, you get a double helping.

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@johnpavlovitz Maybe a tiny percentage won't. That adds up.

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@SheriFlanders There is another path: Romaine. When you add olive oil, red beans, peas, chickpeas, black olives, scallions, sesame sticks, and sunflower seeds, you have the perfect salad. This is objectively true.

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The 'Both Sides' argument is designed to serve one of the sides. It is intended to flatter and delude and is very much a con.

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Conspiracies are hard, but human stupidity is easy, just as shaving is hard, but growing a beard is easy. There's an Occam's Razor joke in there somewhere.

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@MarlaTauscher @Jim_Jordan But with enough tenderizer, Hannibal Lecter would be able to eat him.

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@johnpavlovitz With respect to the many religious people who live lives of love and integrity, the church has proven over and over again to be a corrupt institution at its core. We need to move past it.

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@JuliaSweeneyMeh I found it compelling but painful to watch (I had a similar reaction to the far superior classic movie A Woman Under The Influence). One thing that really stuck in my craw; his stand-up was unbelievably awful. The fact that it was sometimes well received lacked credibility.

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@HamasakiLaw It'd be sorta "cool" to have a president that represents all Americans.

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#IHateTaylorSwift #IHateDonaldTrump

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@IvankaNews_ This post is essentially you in the bunker saying, "How many of you are sick and tired of The Allied Forces?"

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@anylaurie16 They love him more for being a pig, not less.