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Apprentice horticulturist at Waingro Lawn & Landscaping, LLC. One IMDb credit. Honda Accord owner. The handsome tuxedo in my PFP is Mookie Cats, he’s a rescue.

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@ChrisStephensMD @daveanthony @ShutUpAndrosky Somewhere in Phoenix, carpet is not being sold at rockbottom prices because this guy's at a Trump Rally.

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@ivanpckr @PodcastDoesnt And just got blown out by the Dodgers after being spotted a 6-zip lead.

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@LADodgersMuse Dodgers would have at least taken the Knicks to 7 games.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The only Finals game the Knicks lost was the one with Trump in attendance. lol.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Knicks are 101-57 with a championship since Tracy Morgan threw up on the court, and if that isn’t standing up for your guy I don’t know what is.

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@Babylego @facetedcarapace Haha

[Sean O'Neill @SeanOhhhh]

Each of his jowls have a separate attendant

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“You are going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.”

Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

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@thejakeoconnor9 @MLBReplays_ … and rooting… Andrew Friedman… Dave Roberts…”

But yeah, Joe Davis rambles on non-stop.

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

blue team > red team

thanks for coming to my TED Talk

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@owndodgerhaters Same. I was so happy. Didn’t see the initial celebration for a good two minutes.

Then a cat showed up right after the Series and I named him Markus Lynn “Mookie” Cats. Only two good things about COVID.

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@Gianl1974 @SeanOhhhh A wealthy 79 year old has his whole life ahead of him! Don’t want to ruin his life over one raped child. /s

[Nate @dodgernate]

Idk if a Dodgers team has ever had more heart than them

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@dodgernate This is what makes the 2025 rings extremely valid for CT3 and Barnesy. They deserved a third ring.

Sucks for Andre, Yu, Morrow, and others that don’t have any rings. And for Kershaw’s postseason legacy.

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@Djwill0509Debra @MovieEndorser

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Wtf has Steven Seagal been eating in Russia?

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@facetedcarapace Thank you for blessing my timeline with this.