Scott

[Scott @Scottperryy]

Could do with one of those stay at home on benefits kind of lifestyles tbh I work 50 hours a week and they're better off than me what the fuck is this

[Scott @Scottperryy]

2019 has been an absolute breeze, don't care, it's about fucking time I had a good year where everything went right for me

[Scott @Scottperryy]

Dear @bet365 what's the point in giving me "bet credits" when my returns look like this you absolute melts

[Scott @Scottperryy]

Might try and teach my dog "allow it" instead of "no"

[Scott @Scottperryy]

@JakeClarkey £3.20 you mad?! Come to my local all drinks are £2.50, £2 on a monday🤣

[Scott @Scottperryy]

Life is just one long trip

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

The scenes at full time...

💙 You stayed with us right until the end, and we couldn’t be more thankful

#Pompey

[Scott @Scottperryy]

@dave_martin12

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: The 2023 Champions League final is to be held at Wembley Stadium.

[Scott @Scottperryy]

If I had a kid and called him Legend, imagine if he became a massive pussy 🤨

[Reform UK GRASSROOTS 🇬🇧 @ActionBrexit]

ASTONISHING WATCH, football fans chant their support for @BorisJohnson with lookalike steward ✅ #FOLLOWBORIS #PeoplesPrimeMinster

[Scott @Scottperryy]

Them: She's got a fella

Me: Football has goalkeepers and players still score

[Scott @Scottperryy]

Am bored might throw a condom wrapper in neighbors garden and watch the drama

[Scott @Scottperryy]

@MIMIXVXX Same here fs 😂 yeah, whatsapp at 6ish, it's a date 😉

[Scott @Scottperryy]

@MIMIXVXX I need your advice on something actually are you alright to ring me a bit later on please?x

[Scott @Scottperryy]

@MIMIXVXX Love u 2 💙

[Scott @Scottperryy]

If tea is from China why is it considered British?

[Scott @Scottperryy]

@WilliamHill what's odds on Bradford to beat Liverpool on Sunday?

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

When you have to change the new signing graphic...

#Pompey

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

*breaks glass*

#Pompey