Indestructible Egg

Professional cockpuddle, Occasional beeroholic, Full-Time chunderfuck 👌 #COYI #WHTID ⚽ Movie nerd 🎥 Retro lover 🎮 Metalhead \m/ Enjoy life peeps 👍

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@Myers_Helper Yea all ok. Just had a bit of a Twitter hiatus. How's you? 👍

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Tomorrow...#TerrorTakesShape 🔪

#TrickOrTreat 🍬

#HappyHalloween 🎃

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@BlazingMinds @Schofe Not the first time he's been pulled off at ITV 👀👀

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It's been a week and I still can't get over that #WWE #SuperShowdown bullshit ending

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Coronavirus mass panic really taking the piss. No fucking soap in shops cos every cunt has bought in bulk...Reboot of Crimewatch will pretty much be "Police need help to find the man that broke into 80 year old Edna Scrubhard's house and stole all her hand wash & anti-bac gel"

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Playing #CloseToTheSun on the #NintendoSwitch...Something tells me shit's about to get real

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#FindJoe

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This still creases me up after all these years 😂😂

#VivaLaBam

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@Myers_Helper Nice. At least you got summer hols off to chill 👍

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@Myers_Helper You got anything lined up after?

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@Myers_Helper With what? What's up?

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@Myers_Helper Just not enough hours in the day for everything unfortunately. All ok tho. How's things with you? 👍

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That #Expedition show on @davechannel fronted by every housewives favourite knicker-moistener, Steve Backshall, is some quality viewing 👍👌

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@Myers_Helper

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So here it is, the moment no-one has been waiting for...You'll laugh, you'll cry (when you realize it's 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back)...In fact, you'll wonder why the fuck I even bothered.

Anyway...My latest masterpiece 👀

Enjoy 👍

https://t.co/qBp3az32Iw

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Easter Sunday 2019...Officially titled 'Beer, Bean & Batman Day' 👍👌

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#ISurvivedFacebookDown

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@Sgt_shred1 Yep. No taste, just pure heat