ayden's Micropenis

Masking my insecurities by shilling for a genocidal regime and stealing charity donations. (Parody)

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

Choke on my 4.6 inches!

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

Ya it's small because it was just a semi.

Ok so what if I needed to pop 3 of those blue pills and all I got was a semi?

Those steroids don't come without side effects you know!?

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

@goa5t It's just because I'm not wearing fake tan it looks smaller! 😭😭😭

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

Choke on my 4.6 inches!

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

@rebornfell4 *above averagely small.

Thanks.

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

@ExposedZoka @V3l0c1_r4pt0r Hey @ghost_zov

[Zoka_exposed @ExposedZoka]

@V3l0c1_r4pt0r The real coward is Merdan Esenov for wanting to take the easy way out but also having to beg people online to put him out of his misery.
It's honestly more fun to watch him cry about no one caring enough about him to bother.

[Zoka_exposed @ExposedZoka]

A little tip for everyone thinking of getting revenge on anyone from NAFO for these two guys quitting - just don't.

Let Ghost be a lesson for you. Take the L. Delete your accounts. Fade into obscurity before you get IDed too.

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

Lol, @squatsons you really are pathetic.

No one is getting aroused from this. I guarantee it.

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

#NewProfilePic

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

@Science_Fellow

[ayden's Micropenis @ScottsonsTinyPP]

Hopefully everyone has forgotten I was part of Sarah Bils' little larping club when she was in contact with this guy right? Right!?

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

In today's #vatniksoup,I'll introduce a Russian diplomat, SVR officer & First Deputy Permanent Representative of Russia to the UN, Dmitry Alekseevich Polyanskiy (@Dpol_un). He's best-known for promoting Western,pro-Kremlin fake news blogs & individuals like @TheGrayzoneNews.
1/22

[Nastya Polyanskaya @Tomthecom]

@P_Kallioniemi Is it true Papa @Dpol_un !? Have you been cheating with other women behind Mama's back!? Or was it just a Special Sexual Operation?

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

To conclude: Polyanskiy is an SVR officer who keeps close contact with many of the Western vatniks, probably even collaborating and coordinating together with them.

This soup was brewed together with the fellas known as the Unintelligence Agency.

22/22

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

On 14 Jul 2023, Dima appeared on "Maverick News" together with elite war analyst and convicted sex criminal, Scott Ritter. The discussion revolved around "NATO expansion", "money laundering" in Ukraine, evil "Ukrainian Nazis" and how Zelensky "let down the Ukrainians".

21/22

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

It's almost like it was never about the "de-nazification" rather than about putting Putin's friends into power in Ukraine. Of course, most of us knew that already, which is why the whole "Ukrainian Nazis" narrative is being ridiculed all over social media.

20/22

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

If we disregard the absurdity of the "de-nazification" conducted by actual Nazis, maybe Dima can answer this question: Why were the Azov leaders exchanged for corrupt Ukrainian oligarch, Viktor Medvedchuk, during a prisoner exchange?

19/22

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Dmitry loves talking about the "Ukrainian Nazis", often citing "journalists" like Maté and Johnny Miller. Of course he knows that the "neo-Nazi problem" in Ukraine is mostly fabricated, and it's actually Russia that has a problem with Nazis:

https://t.co/3phv2O43ui

18/22

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Many of the people Dima follows have been featured on #vatniksoup previously: Sonja van den Ende, Kim Dotcom, David Sacks, Richard Z AKA Trollstoy88, Nina Byzantina, Wyatt Reed... The whole thing is just absurd, considering he's a high-rank UN official.

17/22