For those of you who forgot what DOMINANCE looked like.
And parents — show this to your kids.
Not because it’s wrestling history.
Because if you don’t want your kids to SUCK AT LIFE, they need to learn what winning looks like.
https://t.co/uXTRfQf1aR
Everybody wants to know what happened with that last second in the Michigan game.
Well, let me break it down for the Big Ten.
You see, you got 60 seconds in a minute.
And then you got 15 minutes in a quarter.
You got one clock showing 0:00…
Another clock still holding onto ONE SECOND…
You take all of that, then you add the replay booth to the mix.
And the Big Ten’s chances of explaining it so anybody understands drastically goes down!
Everybody’s been making fun of Steiner Math for years.
But when I tell you 141⅔%, at least you know what the number is.
The Big Ten got clocks doing math that even I can’t explain.
So next time there’s one second left in a Michigan game, forget trying to figure out which clock you’re supposed to be watching.
CALL THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY.
I’ll straighten the numbers out.
Because the numbers don’t lie…
AND STEINER MATH DON’T NEED A REPLAY REVIEW.
Everybody wants to know what happened with that last second in the Michigan game.
Well, let me break it down for the Big Ten.
You see, you got 60 seconds in a minute.
And then you got 15 minutes in a quarter.
You got one clock showing 0:00…
Another clock still holding onto ONE SECOND…
You take all of that, then you add the replay booth to the mix.
And the Big Ten’s chances of explaining it so anybody understands drastically goes down!
Everybody’s been making fun of Steiner Math for years.
But when I tell you 141⅔%, at least you know what the number is.
The Big Ten got clocks doing math that even I can’t explain.
So next time there’s one second left in a Michigan game, forget trying to figure out which clock you’re supposed to be watching.
CALL THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY.
I’ll straighten the numbers out.
Because the numbers don’t lie…
AND STEINER MATH DON’T NEED A REPLAY REVIEW.
You don’t have to be a professional athlete to expect more from yourself.
You just have to keep showing up.
That’s the Steiner Standard.
Performance For Life.
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY—BIG POPPA PUMP IS COMING TO TOWN! 💪🚨
Me and my brother Rick will be at the Lexington Comic & Toy Convention this weekend. Come meet the greatest tag team in professional wrestling history and get your photo with the Steiner Brothers!
Photo ops are limited, so get yours before they’re gone.
📍 Central Bank Center
📅 September 4–6
SEE YOU IN LEXINGTON! HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!
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