Scott Westron

Mad man with a calculator. Turophile. Lover of clouds, swimming, spreadsheets, Paris, books, ties, politics, drinking, Bizet, cycling, economics, and Smurfs.

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#Brexit and #Trump logic isn't new. It's old. Very old. But still very wrong.

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@nikkiwestron @Zoom @nikkiwestron Need to appreciate just how much time 18k hours is. Sense check.
Unless you believe I’ve been on zoom for two years solid, out of six years since Covid, it’s rather obviously nonsense.

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🕙 17,886 hours ‼️ in 123 meetings and an average of 106 minutes per meeting?

Doesn’t seem very likely now, does it? 🧮
@Zoom 🤗

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BIN Farage. BIN Reform. BIN Hate.
#BinFarage

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@mamboitaliano__ Woopie.

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@canalplus Bonjour, comment pouvons-nous débloquer la situation ? Cela fait maintenant quatre mois que j’attends une réponse.

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@virginmedia @Stevenjameshair “Sorry you feel this way” - the gold-standard corporate apology that accepts responsibility for absolutely nothing.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Donald Trump has explained that the attack on Iran was necessary to protect US citizens from the dangers of paying too much attention to the Epstein files.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

REMINDER: “your energy bill within 12 months will be cut in half. I’ll have your energy bill down within 12 months, throughout the country."

It's been 13 months.
Electricity is UP over 11%.

Promise everything.
Deliver NOTHING.

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@PinkNews @teacherinwinch Wrf with the ‘ ‘ ?

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@GylesB1 I’m not sure you’re all sharing the same enthusiasm for this photo op. At the NLC.

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@JD_Vance_Q1 B

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@reformparty_uk Twat.

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@ScrtDrugAddict @SkyNews Why would it possibly cost £291k per person? Innumerate?

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@SkyNews Put their livers on the line on phenomenal… 🥱 What the fuck are you talking about ?

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@Rainmaker1973 A train that goes 3,400 miles an hour?

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@aircalin

Ok three weeks of this.
Suggestions ?

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@AngelaRayner Dear @AngelaRayner
I hope you’ll be back soon.
You seem very decent to me.
Regrettable mistake which you’ve taken on the chin.
Not sure I wouldn’t have made the same error. We don’t know what we don’t know.
Don’t let the buggers get you down.
Thanks for all the good work.

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@KayBurley Good call-out @KayBurley
Fear spreads faster than facts.

https://t.co/mhyExCz5Nv

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Why is Russian vodka and caviar still being imported into the EU?
Have we lost our fking minds?
@EU_Commission @vonderleyen
This is directly funding Putin’s war of aggression, reigning bombs and drones on to the Ukraine. 🇺🇦 in #Tallinn #ISlavaUkraini