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[scott @ScottWWReally]

@DrGemmaWitcomb @DrKKalawsky Mojo loss must be going around, mine’s awol at the moment !

[scott @ScottWWReally]

@DrGemmaWitcomb @LboroSSEHS @Flo_Kinnafick @EmmaHaycraft C’est la vie by bewitched ?

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Enjoying the sunshine in a park today? Here’s a thought: take your rubbish home you fucking skank!

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

“If I Were a Baker”, a new play, by me

CUSTOMER 1: We’d like to order a gay wedding cake.
ME: Terrific! How gay?

𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕒𝕪…

CUSTOMER 2: We’d like to order a gender reveal cake.
ME: 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏

[scott @ScottWWReally]

Revisiting Comedians in cars getting coffee
Absolutely fantastic
#chinamaybe

[scott @ScottWWReally]

After being on hold for over an hour, the HSBC customer service “on hold” music ran out and then nothing ...
It must’ve got to the end of the tape or the monkey pedalling the bike must have knocked off for the day !
How do I get to talk to someone at HSBC ?
#HSBCCUSTOMERSERVICE

[scott @ScottWWReally]

So HSBC & Bounce Back Loans ?
How long does it take to make a phone call ? #HSBC #BBLS