Montgomery Scott

chief engineer. pastimes including gettin fuckin wasted & repairing the enterprise when kirk ruins it again

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@FencingBotanist @CaptJimKirk2233 @nvntdinRussia @drmccoy2227 @1sOfficer_Spock THE N A M E MEANS BLOOD EATIN

[Montgomery Scott @Scotty_isms]

i vote we call the man-eating plant abomination 'Geoffrey' to take the piss out of it a bit n to piss off spock @FencingBotanist @CaptJimKirk2233 @nvntdinRussia @drmccoy2227 @1sOfficer_Spock

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so bein stuck in engineerin nearly all day every day means im the last t'hear of a bloodthirsty plant thats on the loose? life on the enterprise never fails to surprise 😒🙄 thanks @FencingBotanist

[Montgomery Scott @Scotty_isms]

@nvntdinRussia its called an experiment lad, dinnae be such a wimp

[Montgomery Scott @Scotty_isms]

@nvntdinRussia chaos, but the usual kind

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@CaptJimKirk2233 @1sOfficer_Spock @FencingBotanist @nvntdinRussia theres a silent "yet" there, jim lad

[Montgomery Scott @Scotty_isms]

@CaptJimKirk2233 @FencingBotanist @nvntdinRussia @1sOfficer_Spock if ye on the bridge try to practice one more 'invasive manoeuvre' fore im done workin on the magneto-spheric photon coils, i'm turnin off the gravity in your quarters while ye sleep

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@CaptJimKirk2233 @1sOfficer_Spock @FencingBotanist @nvntdinRussia have ye seen what that vulcan madman can do? i'm lucky the man tolerates me, i'll put all me money on him

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@CaptJimKirk2233 @drmccoy2227 @1sOfficer_Spock hate to break it to ye lad but i chuckled

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sellin tickets to the fight btwn @CaptJimKirk2233 n @1sOfficer_Spock , first come first serve, popcorn will be provided

[Montgomery Scott @Scotty_isms]

@1sOfficer_Spock @CaptJimKirk2233 @FencingBotanist @nvntdinRussia chuffed to see my brilliant response has left ye speechless lad

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@1sOfficer_Spock @CaptJimKirk2233 @FencingBotanist @nvntdinRussia holy shite ur right, thats amazing..... uugggh

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i really think deep fried anythin must be the pinnacle of cuisine yknow? if ye dinnae like a food, dip it in carbs n drop it in boilin fat, how could it not be fuckin pure brilliant

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@CaptJimKirk2233 its a.... systems test. right.

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@CaptJimKirk2233 @1sOfficer_Spock @nvntdinRussia @Bones the truth comes out n the gloves come off 🔍👀 dinnae mind me fellas, just waitin on my popcorn for the show

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this just in: youre allowed to drink on the job if youre captain cos all you've got to do is sit in a spinny chair n look pretty @nvntdinRussia @CaptJimKirk2233 @1sOfficer_Spock @bones

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i cannae believe there are people that dont like ABBA

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@CaptJimKirk2233 ideally not

[Montgomery Scott @Scotty_isms]

next ensign who sings danny boy in my immediate vicinity is gettin shoved out the airlock
#scottishNOTirish