Scotty Peery

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Robot answering machines are insulting

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The chipotle app is the height of human achievement

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Smiths musical selection grates my ears

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There are no tow trucks in heaven

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Smiths music continues to disappoint

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At best

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Smiths music selection is questionable

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i'm pretty sure i've seen kevin love on a poster at great clips

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It’s been two months of Halloween already

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Halloween needs to end

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Dropped my retainer in the sink how do I recover

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getting a physical paper bill makes my blood boil

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