Scouse Animals

If animals were Scousers

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Ahh look lad he's broke his wing."
"Bang on that kid."
"I'm just gonna stick him back lad."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Hiya I'm Paula and this is our Amy."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

Haha is right la. https://t.co/Y6XG6wOMqD

[C H R I S H A S S A L L @chrishassall92]

@ScouseAnimals @BalticMarketLiv @IndpndtLiv Feeling ya’!

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Mate I've gotta get back to Kirkby but I've only got 8 pound, how far will that get me?"

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Lad we've spent a hundred and fifty mil on utter shite."
#efc
#everton

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Go on lad, go on lad, dink the keeper."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Lad these Haloumi fries are boss"
@BalticMarketLiv

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Yes kid. Had a tenner on 7 nil, the ox to score anytime."
#MARLIV
#lfc

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Mate I only went out for a bevvie. Got in at half 7 and now me eye won't work."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

So you got in at four in the morning? But Kelly said Sean got in at half one? What the fuck did you do for two hours?
#internationalcatday

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Why the fuck did I give her me number?"

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Go on lad, go on lad, dink the keeper."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"ANDREEEEEEEEW! GET HERE NOW!"

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Lad don't start lad."
"Or what lad?"
"You don't wanna know."
"Fuck's that mean lad?"
"Lad, I swear down, I'm gonna..."
"GONNA WHAT LAD?"

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Uuuuugh are you ever gonna fucking shut up about ya bird."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Sound."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Lad I heard the back door go aba half 3 in the morning and couldn't get back to sleep."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Please let her be on the pill, please let her be on the pill, please let her be on the pill."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"And I said to him 'listen lad, I'll always have this nose, but you don't have to be a gobshite all your life'."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Ahhh fucking hell Bourne Identity on AGAIN. ITV2 can fuck off."

[Scouse Animals @ScouseAnimals]

"Get off me back lad."
"Me feet are cabbaged lad, I'll get off in a minute."