Me and my unit were marching towards the frontline in WW3, when suddenly an enemy plane appeared. It was none other than the well known dive bomber Penaldo. We could only pray to God as he dived towards us. Sadly we all died as he is a great diver.
Once upon a time lived a ghost known as pendu, who was famous for assaulting children. One day, a child asked: "can you score a meaningful goal against a top side?" Pendu broke his phone and disappeared forever. shame on pendu!
before i deactivate, i wanna clarify i didn't know my private life would be revealed like this. i trusted my moots and friends but it turns out I’m getting exposed. i’m leaving because you are all jealous of me and can’t accept the fact that I’m dating Manon Bannerman