TypicalAsh

opinions = mine. these are my truths. they may not be yours, and that's ok

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

@PapaJohns Why do you deliver to the house across the street, but not mine? I tip well! I’m nice! I order lots! I just want some pizza.

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

Just cancelled my @Fabletics membership because apparently they have no way to reach out and inquire as to why my package has been sitting in ATL for a week. Can’t refund my order because it “might get to me”. #badcustomerservice #takeownership

[Twistwood🍁(Book Available!) @ByTwistwood]

THREAD: My Comic of the "Mr Rogers Meets Thor" Meme by Matthew Wisner #Thor #mrrogers #wholesomememes

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

Does anyone know someone at UPS that can actually fix things? @UPS apparently can’t figure out that my house exists after it’s been here for over 6 months. They either deliver to the wrong house, or say it’s an “incorrect address”. I’ve called, sent emails, nothing is working.

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

@TeriyakiBarbie @Bojangles1977 Girl, I had like 3 bites then chunked it. Worthless

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

Cold and rainy day. Was looking forward to a delicious sandwich. WTH is this overcooked and dried out crap? @Bojangles1977

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

@johnsoncontrols I just had a Coleman unit installed by my home builder. Trying to find out more info about it. (Tonnage & BTU/Hr) Everything on your site is out of date by 3 years. Can you help?

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden is over. Our dinner is done and we’re heading home. Have a good night!

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden We’re gonna be good, I know it. Believe it or not, I bring a lot to the table.

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden This guy has already said he sees that his date doesn’t love to be center of attention. And just told the waiter that it’s his date’s birthday. We all know what happens when you do that

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden I see things happening before they do. I’m good like that

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden halfway decent piece of advice... Don’t forget to have fun and make fun of yourself. No one cares what you’re doing or what you look like as much as you do.

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden Make the most of every day... If you can spend your days with me, awesome. It will be well worth it.

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden Currently bragging about how fair he was in a no fault divorce, and they both left with what they came in with. If it’s no fault, that’s how it should be, really

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden The previously self proclaimed ladies man just said he’d never cheated on anyone

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden Trust me, I’m a good liar

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden *answers phone* Hey man, I’m at dinner with my new girlfriend. Remember, I told you I had one? Wanna talk to her? *hands the phone over without waiting for a response from his date*

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden My ex and I “stopped having intimacy” because I saw a girl touch her leg one time and she smiled, so I worried that she liked it

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

Posting updates of this guy behind me at dinner under the #overheardatolivegarden hashtag. Because... I’m entertained

[TypicalAsh @SCPrincess86]

#overheardatolivegarden I’ve never had a relationship less than five years. Can get them, but then they never leave