Sam Colvin

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

Can't sleep I will probably never get to go to Bora Bora with a man who adores me and I fucking hate twitter #realhouswivesofselfpitycity

[BWEBB @eastmemphisslim]

I can't take you serious if you wear acid washed jeans while protesting Planned Parenthood

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@rebekhoward they fucking better be!

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

Hey @rebekhoward remember how the Grizz beat your precious Lakers in their house last night!? Suck it. Hard.

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

It's only Tuesday. #vodkanow

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@blakeshelton you crack us up on here..

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@blakeshelton My husband has a big mancrush on u! He likes when I change ur lyrics to filthy dirty ones! "Drink on it" is the best for that!

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@rebekhoward cute little ladybugs on your face while you sleep!! That's the game. The slug, not cute.

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@rebekhoward ladybugs are cute! Baby if I was there I'd just be sticking them to you! I miss you terribly and we need to make a plan!

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

Waiting for @brianvenable to get his ass home from Alaska.. Not gonna let that fool outta my sight til he leaves for real! #fucktour

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@vrherndon we gone hafta get some pertata chips or soup or sumthin.. Y'all wana use my brush?

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@kerrisnead @brunomars Meee tooo!

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

..Vodka on the rocks with olives will have to do.

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

I want to eat donuts and ice cream for supper. #terribleday

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@bethykins I should have named Avery Tequila. Tequila Colvin.

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@Scramantha @vrherndon @bravoandy That would be WWHL! I have a crazy 3 year old jumping on my head as I tweet! Haha

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@vrherndon @bravoandy I've been wanting to try it too! We tequila drinkin' Memphis girls love some WWHPL!

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@pillarofsalt Good ideas.. Thanks mane! Sorry so itchy. I hope we both get some sleep soon so nobody gets cut! Xoxo

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

Three whole hours sleep.. Sorta. #cryinlikeabitch

[Sam Colvin @Scramantha]

@pillarofsalt Ooh.. Thanks yo. I still have no idea why I got one of these things! Maybe it'll grow on me?! Any body funny I should follow?