Dave Ackerman

Just a writer/comedian who makes viral videos and solves big problems with pure creativity.

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

#PeoplesPlanHealth I've spent over three years working on a free market solution that comes with a path to sell to the public. GET AT ME!

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

#PeoplesPlanHealth My plan: do to the healthcare market what Uber and AirBnB have done to Taxis and Hotels. Free-est Market, get at me.

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

@streupdawg We will. Someday soon. This Kickstarter is going to determine how soon. We need to build this company but that is our goal.

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

Jeans, motors and America, based in NoHo and founded by a struggling comic/writer. Can you lend a hand @jayleno? http://t.co/AHrJbiEaFF

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I guess we can finally put an end to the rumors that I killed Bin Laden.

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I just supported The Best Damn Everyday Carry! on @ThunderclapIt http://t.co/JYjGVLNb8R

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

Next week is #RivalryWeek USA. #Dems vs #GOP to see who gets to be in charge as #Congress does nothing for 2 more years. #Election2014

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

Can we send ISIS some McRibs? It could help to sooth tensions or it might send them all rushing to the toilet. Wins all around #mcribisback

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Hillary Clinton says business doesn't create jobs. Wasn't the GOP supposed to be the party of anti-evidence delusions? #HillaryClinton

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Best way to spend a Super Bowl commercial budget EVER #EsuranceSave30

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I can't believe everything that has happened since my last tweet!

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Who thinks the S&P is racist? Not ALL black people deserve bad credit ratings! I am appalled!

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

Monday morning breakfast: Butterscotch pudding and ice cream. That's why its the most important meal of the day. What was your breakfast?

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Hey don't forget to check out my youtube channel! http://t.co/XA5dtZv

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

Does getting sunburned make me a burn victim?

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

My latest tip... whats so funny about immigration? http://t.co/165DdtO

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

@KimberlyyMalfoy that is so true!

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I'm going to see Driftless Pony Club and @wheezywaiter this Friday at Velour in Provo. COME WITH ME! http://t.co/Y6akC3L

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@jlawton22 yep sir it is.

[Dave Ackerman @ScratchAckerman]

@Biasedadvice got a droid and it is struggling with the twitter app. So far I just get texts that tell me what people are saying @ me.