Fuck the CIA. They are responsible for Al-Qaeda, Hamas, Nazi Germany, CJNG, the Silent Holocaust, the Italian Mafia, Israel-Palestine, Russia-Ukraine, The White House, U.S. Congress, Incels, pedophilia, false arrests and more.
Law enforcement careers are completely designed to kill you. If the slim chance of you being a good person, you'll probably die. Being a lawyer is a more promising path, criminal law is a safer route and it still exposes you to mal-crime.
Going to the strip club is supposed to make you feel like you're getting your money's worth. Reading about the stock market is a difficult task, because you know you're never gonna be able to afford those stocks.