What better way to spend #day30oflockdown than watching @OscarWallington's embarrassingly passionate love letter to that scene in #shrek2 where a giant gingerbread man drowns in a moat. Get the tissues ready for @ScreenOnPoint's latest video here: https://t.co/xnWx7SO6vJ
I don't want to alarm everyone, but I think Carole Baskin and Joe Exotic are about to fight to the death in a septic tank. #TigerKingNetflix#tigerkingmemes
"I'm coiled up like a spring and I'm ready to burst and herring soup ain't doing it anymore. I need violence to make me feel I'm still alive. I know what I'd rather do, mate. Start my own Christian denomination. Love it!"
- Danny Dyer is to help teach facts about Henry VIII, helping to teach history to those studying KS1 (no, really)
- Ed Balls is to rediscover his economic past by teaching a lesson of KS3 maths.
- Sergio Aguero is to teach kids how to count in Spanish.
Too Hot Too Handle is like someone watched Love Island and Love Is Blind and thought "How can we make this even more like a dystopian episode of Black Mirror?"
#TooHotToHandle#TooHotTooHandleNetflix
He said, "I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed
But they lived underwater
And your great, great, great granddaughter
Is still waiting for the release of GTA 6"