Carlton

[Carlton @ScrewGlass]

@IamaDeadDude @BadActorProbs The party is hoppin' up here with you guys #stairwaytoheaven #guysnightout #sausagefest #deadcharacters

[Carlton @ScrewGlass]

Wait, my own bro gonna do me like that? HOLD THE DOOR @LikeCoolIGuess!! #chivlaryisdead #brosbeforehoes

[Carlton @ScrewGlass]

Bout to die, ya'll. Just leave me with my girl and my bong. #jugular #jimmorrison #safetyfirst

[Carlton @ScrewGlass]

Trippin on acid. Glad to have such chill parents. Hope they live long, successful lives like me. #brightfuturesahead #fullsteamahead

[Carlton @ScrewGlass]

Whoa! Just saw a ghost in the cemetery! I better go tell the others. #spookythursday #thankgodforopendoors #windex

[Carlton @ScrewGlass]

Just lost my V-card. @LikeCoolIGuess was totally there! #brobonding #brofist #eyecontact #smokeweedeveryday

[Carlton @ScrewGlass]

Any room for one more dead guy? #heavenisahalfpipe #hateotw