Scrooge McDuck

E-Tarded™ Genius. Scottish. Vincere Vel Mori

[Scrooge McDuck @ScrgMcD]

I don’t have all the answers in life. To be honest, I’ve failed as much as I’ve succeeded.

But I love my wife and I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.

[Scrooge McDuck @ScrgMcD]

@JohnTraderYork Remember when…

We’re still here but too many folks with nothing beneficial. Love your inspection vids. Bless you bro.

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@PA_P3RRY I’d have changed my name too. That’s a fuckin nachtmare

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@PA_P3RRY Know ball….s

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@PA_P3RRY @RyanWright84 My balls thank you

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@PA_P3RRY Gm

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I’m sure there is a place for TED talk speakers in this world. But why does every single one of them sound so contrived when speaking? Excruciating to listen to.

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Oh my sweat is supposed to cool me? How bout it cools deez nuts

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This isn’t ideal

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When your wife has had enough libations at the community association pool to you flash you quickly when you walk up to her

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@formerTedHamer1 lol phone not close

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@PA_P3RRY Gm

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@NewsFinOil @DecoDime @Dollarlogic Bottom left all day and night

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@NewsFinOil @DecoDime I’ll wave from across the lake

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@PA_P3RRY My favorite day where I shine!

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When you put a penny towards the five cent overage and get a nickel back in change.

#arbitrage #jewish

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It’s Tuesday my dudes.

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The best marriage advice no couples therapist will tell you

[Paul Perry III, KBE @PA_P3RRY]

Stay woke, kings

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Time to get wet

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I took half the day off for my waist down. Happy Juneteenth

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@PA_P3RRY Gm