Scribe Problems

I got 99 problems and dumb ass patients are all of them.

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

All your bitch asses need to stay home unless it is a REAL GOD DAMN EMERGENCY.

AND NO I will not write you a work excuse.

#scribeproblems

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! #scribe #scribeproblems #scribeprobs

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

My favorite thing is when people peel in to the ER, asking for assistance out of their vehicle when they *clearly* are capable of helping themselves. Like... How did you get into the car in the first place, fool?

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

"What brings you in today?"
"It hurts."
"What hurts?"
"It."

MFER WHAT IS "IT"?!

#scribeprobs

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

Day 10 in a row and I 👏 am 👏 over 👏 it 👏

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

"Why are you such an asshole?" you ask? Because it's ALWAYS the nice ones that get huge brain tumors in the ER :(

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

@hmnorton You are about to rock. his. world.

[GomerBlog @GomerBlog]

Shout out to all the people who need to see a doctor for a potentially life threatening health issue but are like "nah let's just wait until after the pumpkin pie is served"

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year. Everybody's getting a pair of transition lenses that get dark as soon as you start talking about politics.

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

Me: Did you try taking anything for your pain?

Patient: I didn't take Tylenol because I didn't want to hurt the baby. Also can I have a narcotic?

#scribeproblems

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

You haven't lived until you pull chunks of turkey out from a schizophrenic patient's vagina.

#scribeprobs #happythanksgiving

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

@MedicalRedhead God speed.

[💜 @Asheloooo]

I got a finger cramp today at work #scribeproblems

[Alycia Cucka @alyciacucka]

I can't think of disposition" meaning anything other than admit," "discharge", or "transfer" LOL #scribeproblems @ScribeAmerica

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

MD giving physical exam: tenderness to the epigastrium. Hyperactive bowel sounds.

Me: Positive Cheetos sign. *glances at patient's fingers*

[Scribe Problems @ScribeProbs]

You rate your abdominal pain a 10/10 but the bag of chips in your lap suggest otherwise. #scribeproblems

[Kaitlin Koester @kaitlinrose218]

If I had a nickel for every incorrect way people say "rotator cuff," I would be able to pay for PT school. #scribeproblems

[Hannah Norton @hmnorton]

Oh hospital coffee. You keep me awake, but you taste so bad. #scribeproblems

[Grace 🐈‍⬛ 💜🦽 @candid_kitten]

Why is there a dog squeaker in the office but no dog? #scribeproblems #confused #whereisthedog?!

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

There are stressful situations in life and then there's having one more chance at your EMR password before getting locked out.