Austin

Here for the sports & comedy. @Yankees and @49ers.

[Austin @Scriber94]

Passionate winner vs. cheap loser

[Austin @Scriber94]

@NFL_DovKleiman

[Austin @Scriber94]

@TalkinYanks

[Austin @Scriber94]

@MLB It’s weird seeing him without the high socks

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@michael_chardz @rmny1976 That’s a pipe dream

[Austin @Scriber94]

The Brian Cashman Process™️

Step 1 - Build fragile roster
Step 2 - Watch injuries pile up
Step 3 - Blame lost season on injuries
Step 4 - Declare the process “sound”
Step 5 - Run it back

16 years. 0 rings. Same cycle 🔁

[Austin @Scriber94]

@BenVerlander Ben Verlander when a player is Japanese

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

CJ Stroud’s dad after telling all the other inmates to bet their cigarettes and ramen on his son

[Austin @Scriber94]

@MarindaVannoy1

[Austin @Scriber94]

David Lombardi and Grant Cohn kinda balance each other out because one is a total homer dickrider and the other is a nonstop pessimistic critic

[Austin @Scriber94]

Bills are so unlucky. How is that not a catch!?

[NFL @NFL]

JA'QUAN MCMILLIAN INTERCEPTION

BUFvsDEN on CBS/Paramount+
Stream on @NFLPlus

[Austin @Scriber94]

@mrgrozz

[Austin @Scriber94]

@NostalgiaFolder This was my other favorite

[Austin @Scriber94]

The 2027 lockout is going to be ugly

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"Baseball fans want to feel like their team has a chance going into the season and right now they don't..

It's not just the fans either because I heard from players last night asking how do we beat the Dodgers" ~ @JeffPassan #PMSLive

[Earl Simmons @YankeesFanEarl]

In 2026 Bo Bichette is gonna make more money than Aaron Judge to play a position he’s never played before

[Austin @Scriber94]

Welp pack it up boys. The Dodgers are about to three-peat.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

[Earl Simmons @YankeesFanEarl]

Weathers has potential, is cheap and has a lot of control. Problem with him is he is never healthy. Fun project. Love it if it’s part of a two step move to trade Gil/Warren for Freddy Peralta. Hate it if it’s the only pitching move of the offseason.

[JL @JLas43_]

If I see “checked in” or “interested” one more time I think I’m going to explode

[Austin @Scriber94]

@BNightengale This is already an overpay. Move on and sign Tucker or Bichette.

[Austin @Scriber94]

@TiffanyFong Own that retard