Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️

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[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

NEW MEDIUM STORY

Jerome has CP, can't talk, and is confined to a wheelchair. Donna, his cute neighbor, just might be willing to take his cherry. But he has to ask her out first.
https://t.co/11QazUjiVb

#erotica #Neurodivergent #CP #neighbors #firsttime #wheelchair

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@WillieHandler I know the feeling. I've moved 26× in 55 years.

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

I've been saying this for years.I refuse to be a slave to a multi billion dollar multinational corporation, so they can cut minimum wage staff to save a few bucks.

I have literally walked out of places that did not have cashiers to take my order or ring up my purchases.

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

Self-checkout lanes are a scam to make customers do unpaid labor for massive retail corporations. They eliminate cashier jobs to save money, yet they don't pass any of those savings down to us. Then they have an employee stand there and watch you like a criminal while you scan your own groceries.

If I am checking out my own items and bagging them, I deserve a 5% discount on my entire receipt.I will gladly stand in the one open human lane just to avoid using those automated machines.

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@Kristinartz Both

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@sarahhepola I know how to do it, but I absolutely hate changing tires.The last time I changed a tire.I needed two jacks, a shovel and axe, and a sawzall.

Now I just call aa

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@webmasterdave @elonmusk The corner admitted george floyd had three times hey, lisa, both of fentanyl in his system.

One of the effects of fentanyl is suppression of the.Respiratory system.

But sure it was the police officer that killed him

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

In the US the FDA allows up to .85 rat hairs per oz of chocolate. So no chocolate is not vegan.

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

maybe im stupid but isnt all chocolate vegan?

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@mace_kane @fettpet @DanOvercast And exactly where does that quote come into our founding documents?

Just because a single founding father referred to our type of government as a democracy.Does not make it a democracy.

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@mace_kane @fettpet @DanOvercast We don't schedule allegiance to the democratic republic. Nowhere in our founding documents does the word democracy appear.

Democracy is mob rule where 50.1% wins.

We are republic, which is why we have the electoral college and need a 66.1% majority In some cases

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@mace_kane Are democracy is not the only form of government that allows free elections

Democracy is mob rule.A republic protects minority rights.We are a republic, not a democracy

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@anon_opin I don't even get white fighters need to weigh in. Who cares if a featherweight wants to fight a sumo wrestle?Go for it be a lot more interesting than watching.Two a hundred and twenty pound skinny minis tickle each other until one of them pisses themselves

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@Spoon_town And the military I was taught something very similar to this, except we went to a low ready position.Instead of pointing the gun up.

Please explain why this is bad now?

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@ReviewsPossum Doritos are a third rate snack with a premium price. Plane tortilla chips are better than doritos and a hell of a lot cheaper.

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@luxemiaa

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@Sierra_rak Wait some people don't go insane?

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@SDDonovan When the internet didn't exist.Yes, it was true, because doing research was very time consuming and self publishing options were very limited.

Today I've written on numerous topics. I know nothing about
Because I can do research with just a few key strokes

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@sophielouisecc We could part a self defense religion and claim that any tool used in self defense is sacred and where you must be allowed to carry it everywhere.

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@AvonandsomerRob Seafood
Steak tar tar
Haggis
Anything from Temple of Doom
Liver
Tongue
Brains
Insects

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

@tonyhenandez790 I have been interviewed by LEO's about my web searches. They enjoyed my manuscript.

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

Politicians.

[Raven @Ravenismeee]

Name a job that is paid way too much for what they actually do.

[Sal de Klerk, ''The Salacious Scribe.''™️ @ScribeSalacious]

How is this not the US?

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Muslims in Canada are very upset and calling this “Islamophobia.”