Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
You’re ~2x more likely to die from heat in Europe than from guns in America.
They lecture us on “gun violence” while their elderly cook to death without AC.
Europe: ~175k annual heat deaths
US: ~44k gun deaths, mostly suicide and targeted urban violence