Scroatus Malotus

The only thing less believable than my last name is my first. Life's tough with a name like this. You'd think I'd use a pseudonym...sounds like a lot of work.

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

In other news, grass is green, sky is blue. #itswhathedoes #borat https://t.co/XLndxfzYAS

[The Hill @thehill]

Ted Koppel: Sacha Baren Cohen wore disguise and tricked me into interview https://t.co/9DEleXBIcq

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

@benfowlkesMMA I just hope to God that I'm not the only one that sees how thoroughly @BrendanSchaub is owning that bonehead. #Dontstartwhatyoucantfinish #Danawho #WhoknewBrendanhaditinhim

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

@CMPunk @TheTruthJackson Much respect, Punk. Win or lose, they'll never break your spirit. You've earned the respect of anyone who is thinking. #inspirational.

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

When you're right, you're right. #Outrageculture. https://t.co/h7lTWFZK9G

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

Gimme a "hell yeah!" https://t.co/03F9V53a6N

[Diamond Dallas Page @RealDDP]

Last weekend me and Steve Austin did a workout that has been 16 years in the making. I've FINALLY got @SteveAustinBSR to try DDPY and he's LOVING IT!

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

@Mike_Doughty_ Suicide is waaaay too permanent a solution, man. Tomorrow is another day, and you never know what kind of amazing things can happen. What if you found the one thing you loved more than anything else? Suicide would rob you of that. Also, your music is dope. Don't give up.

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

God damn. Right on. https://t.co/XKhRzRxBAD

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

@cracksh0t It's raining men.

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

This is likely #sadbuttrue. https://t.co/sjzIuYmQLa

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The same people mad about Roseanne's "free speech" being violated because she got fired for being blatantly racist were just celebrating the NFL forbidding players from silently and peacefully protesting during the National Anthem.

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

@queerBengali Just the white ones, huh? They're the only ones to blame? Everyone else who did this is off the hook? Sound logic. Oh, and racist, too.

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

This is where the left loses people (and elections). "If you don't vote for my widely reviled, hopelessly corrupt candidate - if you DARE to try to change the system that put her (& Trump) in place, then you are to blame for everything bad that happens over the next four years." https://t.co/MYA7X2m9qf

[Monjula Ray 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @queerBengali]

ICE lost 1500 brown kids. Thank you to all the white college kids who chose not to vote or voted for Jill Stein or wrote in Bernie.

You guys are the fucking best.

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

This is rather good. @mtaibbi tends to write interesting pieces. https://t.co/6KHzRLAKKl

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

John McCain's revisionist history is a team effort. Read Matt Taibbi's latest https://t.co/DhHEsvRbWw

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

@Alistairovereem @UFCEurope @ufc Not loving it. Much respect to Andrei, but you should have made the cut over Arlovski. (Using CM Punk to draw a higher buyrate is understandable.)

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

Me too! https://t.co/hgEdEyp9gr

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

I want to take away your guns.

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

I enjoy this show rather a lot. https://t.co/RIrsySNTqu

[Santa Clarita Diet @SCDiet]

Did someone say Season 3?

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

Two. #Dontfixwhataintbroke https://t.co/KiNqPT876r

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

It’s always nice to wake up to a good old fashioned typography debate. Where do you come down? One space? Or two? https://t.co/q84K7fB99V

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

She makes a fair point. Men DEFINITELY shouldn't be starting physical fights with women, but that doesn't mean that they have to absorb abuse if a woman starts hitting them, etc. https://t.co/9vpr96vePX

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

Perhaps not a popular sentiment, but he has a point. Lots of white men are douchebags, but then, so are lots of people in general. No race, gender, or sexual preference is free from douchebags. https://t.co/b6nxdmJgXR

[Zachary Levi @ZacharyLevi]

And, with all due respect to you, saying that men can’t lead meaningful conversations about sexism, and that white people can’t lead meaningful conversations about racism, is both sexist and racist. Truth doesn’t care about privilege, nor do those who seek it. 🙏 https://t.co/JxQP0P4h3u

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

@faithnomoreblog Woodpecker from Mars or Anne's Song.

[Scroatus Malotus @ScroatusMalotus]

@bigwreckmusic @jimdunlopusa @SuhrCustom It's so much easier when sea foam green is in fashion. #Incubus.