Don Scrumbo

Mayor and President of Scrumbopolis

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The Scrumbopolis gift shop is open for business! Show everyone the pride of your city or grab some souvenirs for your family on your visit!
https://t.co/u7nEp9DZHv

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The rubber ducks in Scrumbopolis are made of fiberglass please stop squeezing them

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It’s okay! Scrumbopolis Caviar is just salty boba!

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4 in the pink 1 in the stink is much more comfortable for both of us no?

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Dogs should have a 20lb weight limit

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Took my wife’s phone to the bathroom and now I’m crying over a pile of brown looking through our old photos

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“Fake poop” factory suspiciously positioned next to the “real poop factory”

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On the highway hitting a blinker (turning signal )

You should try it sometime

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I thought it was “pollycube”
Like they really made sound like a square deal.

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The world doesn’t have enough “Joe” “Mike” or “Muhammads”

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WISE MAN HAS THE POWER

to REasoN AwAYHYEehhhh

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Did a double take at a nickel today.

Wasn’t worth it.

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Anal is all fun and games

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LIKE THIS STATUS TO BE IN COSTCO

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Computah, initiate poop mode.

Pull up FailArmy “Best Fails Of The Week: Funniest Fail Compilation” from July 6 2018.

Disable communications from my wife.

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The Buddha came to Scrumbopolis and realized how dumb it was to detach yourself from this world when there’s a 7/11 on every corner and a Dunkin on every other corner

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@MoMohler I see so many of your tweets stolen and reposted under other accounts even outside of twitter/x? How do you deal with it or just how do you get over it?

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Job interview then poop time

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No homo is not enough homo if you ask me

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I still love you, I just don’t log on as much

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Eating the pussy of a cunning woman.

Call that cunninglingus