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Certified Scrum Trainer and specialist in helping organisations become agile and use lean practices to exponentially increase value and eliminate waste

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All profits from our next Certified ScrumMaster (CSM) course, starting on 28th March, will be donated to charities providing humanitarian aid to the people of Ukraine affected by the illegal Russian invasion. Register here: https://t.co/Ya5JKRpNlE #Scrum #scrummaster

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Best quote ever today from someone on my CSPO course - "I've got so much food for thought, I'm stuffed". If you want some food for thought, check out my course schedule at https://t.co/Klls0gmkFx

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I'm excited to be running the @ScrumAlliance Scrum Essentials course on 10th December, live online. Learning what Scrum is and how it helps organizations succeed in a short, half day course.

Register at https://t.co/YfOZVfFozN

#ScrumAlliance #ScrumEssentials #Microcredentials

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Medical Expenses and Loss of Income due to Kidney Cancer https://t.co/eoF2Jo4Lu2

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A friend's husband, Marco was diagnosed in 2018 with lung cancer, is training for an Ironman triathlon.

Please take a few minutes to learn more about Marco's story at https://t.co/A86hy3OxTt and please do what you can to help Marco with this project.

#help

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Please sign this petition - this needs to happen...

Petition: Reverse IR35 legislation

https://t.co/S9gRHoCEBd

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I just published The Missed Opportunity of Testing https://t.co/gkholvXMuL #scrum

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8 people have killed themselves facing the draconian retrospective #LoanCharge. There MUST be a new & genuinely independent #LoanChargeReview. Please back NC7 in the #FinanceBill. Watch this video https://t.co/vdaptdndM0
Please no more #LoanChargeSuicides @PeterBoneUK

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Did Gasly get his sausages? #BelgianGP

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@SimonCalder can you help with publicising the fact that there is no social distancing at LHR for people arriving from red list countries and the food they get at their hotels looks like this:

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No social distancing in the "holding pen" at Heathrow for people required to quarantine in a hotel. Get it right #UKgovernment @BorisJohnson

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UK Government quarantine £1750 for 10 days smriti this is the food you get when staying in a budget hotel. Blatant profiteering - totally disgusting @BorisJohnson #epicfail

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@tastapod @lunivore @joe_mighty Why can't your backlog be goals and outcomes?

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@Sonjamclaughlan @Sonjamclaughlan you did an awesome job covering the Six Nations game yesterday - just as you always do. You are insightful, fair and intelligent in the way you cover the games, not just yesterday but always. The people who have abused you for doing an excellent job are scum.

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My team stopped using story points a few months ago. The universe did not implode. We are still producing working software on a regular basis.

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When the variety or complexity of the environment exceeds the capacity of a system (natural or artificial) the environment will dominate and ultimately destroy that system.

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@PeterBoneUK will you please raise this with @Jesse_Norman as this is a complete travesty - and yes, I am one of your consituents.

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We’ve published a report on @HMRCgovuk’s use of contractors using ‘disguised remuneration’ schemes. FOI requests established The that #HMRC used contractors using schemes & withheld this from @LordsEconCom.

We believe there needs to be an investigation.

https://t.co/URPzDpAvdg

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New profile picture - Scrumlander can never be killed...

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Was awarded this today :)

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Live online Certified ScrumMaster course on 13th - 17th July 2020. Consisting of two 1-2 hour sessions each day for 5 days. You can register for the course at https://t.co/HEINUB9RRb. We will match the price of any comparable course. #scrum #csm #staysafe