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Registered Nurse: Floor, ER, CCU, CVICU, and now telemetry! Auburn Dad of 2-count em, 2 Auburn Grads! I did something right! ;-) I follow ALL AU sports down in

[S C Shortt @SCShortt]

@realDonaldTrump Dems repealObamaCare 😁!
Or Dems USE ObamaCare Instead of the congressional insurance now in use!😂😂(They STILLER

[SportsCall Auburn @SportsCallAU]

Congrats to @KayleeDenise_16 on tossing the 2nd perfect game in Auburn history!

[Auburn Gymnastics @AuburnGym]

Final event for #Auburn is bars! Becker, Kopec, Krippner, Cerio, Day, Engler #WarEagle

[S C Shortt @SCShortt]

Agreed! https://t.co/9im3PKDwkO

[joi @birdofthefeild]

@JudgeJeanine @Dennis_Kucinich Thank you Mr Kucinich! For your courage and integrity!

[S C Shortt @SCShortt]

S. https://t.co/oOGVMd7jjv

[Jeanine Pirro @JudgeJeanine]

“We have to regain our basic freedoms which are under attack by our own government.” - @Dennis_Kucinich #Justice

[CB Insights @CBinsights]

Unbundling The Bank -- get the entire presentation from the Future of Fintech Conference. https://t.co/3Dyikvrub2

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

So excited tomorrow's the premiere of Keeping Up Season 13. This season's really so deep. Can't wait to live tweet and I will live snap too!

[Auburn Gymnastics @AuburnGym]

Fun routine for MJ to close out senior night! She ties a career high with a 9.95! #WarEagle

[Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45]

Last night the @AP published my wife's private email address, violating her privacy and our security...

[Liv @livia5225]

@SarahPalinUSA Forget MSM!It is clear they will not support Trump an Rstill working 4 Obama.Trump needs to continue to tweet and work w FOX

[S C Shortt @SCShortt]

From this point on, an investigation should be launched on any Democrat that calls for an investigation on Trumps new staff! Zoo

[S C Shortt @SCShortt]

Sen. Rand Paul #Whatsyourproblem? After all, YOU voted for ObamaCare w/o reading!

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

The media, Dems, & even some threatened Republicans are afraid-not that Trump will be a horrible president, but that he will be a great one!

[Rachael, DPT @rachael_WDE]

Being chronically late is not a cute and endearing personality quirk. It's being inconsiderate and disrespectful.

[psychology @ppsychological]

A person generally hates you for 3 reasons: 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.

[Guy Incognito (itinerant shitposter) @ShutUpThatsWho]

[doctors around my deathbed]

DR 1: suggestions?
DR 2: a blood transfusion
DR 3: triple bypass surgery
IT GUY: u tried turning him off & on?

[President Trump 45 Archived @POTUS45]

Congratulations to our new National Security Advisor, General H.R. McMaster!

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

I hope this message reaches every Iranian—young and old, religious and secular, man and woman.

[Sam Benson Smith @SamBensonSmith]

Jonathan Jones decimates Sammie Coates on the kickoff return #PITvsNE #AFCCG

[S C Shortt @SCShortt]

.@BWWings What the Favre?! #HitTheButton https://t.co/aqAp64NOgL